- 1st
- 04:27 pm
First good deed of the new year
- 4th
- 05:21 pm
Picture time. (fixed so they don't take a week to load)
- 10 comments
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- 6th
- 11:31 am
SNE should not be a way of life
- 13 comments
- 7th
- 11:09 am
8's are called snowmen
- 7 comments
- 8th
- 04:53 pm
The opposite of 'take a shit' is 'shake a tit'.
- 9 comments
- 13th
- 12:53 pm
(no subject)
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08:33 pmYeah, really.
- 3 comments
- 14th
- 01:34 pm
God sure has a lot of patience.
- 8 comments
- 16th
- 09:03 am
Ellen, meet Ben
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04:25 pmPants, prepare to be ejaculated in!
- 4 comments
- 18th
- 03:18 pm
I'm an open, hairy book
- 6 comments
09:06 pmI'm thoroughly plain
- 16 comments
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- 19th
- 10:38 am
Donovan McNabb is the Peyton Manning of the NFC. Discuss.
- 6 comments
06:29 pmThe best thing about masturbating is that you're automatically good at it
- 5 comments
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- 20th
- 09:16 am
Well, I could have a face to face ringtone...
- 16 comments
09:31 amWe also created 'fuck straps' and 'crotch cranks'
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02:54 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
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- 21st
- 11:34 am
Also, sock inventory
- 2 comments
- 22nd
- 02:32 pm
Rock on with your smock on
- 13 comments
- 23rd
- 08:49 am
All this really means is that I'm good in bed
- 2 comments
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02:18 pmWhere's Mr. Plow when you need him?
- 25th
- 06:49 pm
I fucking hate the Beach Boys
- 7 comments
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- 26th
- 09:51 am
After this, I promise no more memes for the year.
- 2 comments
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02:25 pmPorno? Poryes!
- 4 comments
- 27th
- 10:34 am
I'm saying it's okay to come home
- 18 comments
01:11 pmI'm posting 40 times a day to make up for next week
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- 28th
- 08:13 am
Just in case you're wondering...
- 8 comments
- 29th
- 01:49 pm
White sugar is gross. Why can't I stop eating it?
- 5 comments
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- 30th
- 01:28 pm
When I get the feeling back in my hands
- 5 comments
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