The opposite of 'take a shit' is 'shake a tit'.

[twicketface]

I think life would be a lot easier if we all just realized that some people are assholes, plain and simple.

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[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

That would be a nice conversation ender, eh?

Asshole: Blah, blah, blah, your opinion isn't valid because it isn't mine, blah, blah, blah.

Me: Oh! I get it! So, what you're saying is that you're an asshole. Okay, that makes everything clear.

:)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

People could wear buttons, like nametags, to tip people off not to waste their time on such silly prospects as reason and logic.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

Hey! You could set up a little e-business making said labels! You'r make millions!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

The key would be getting people to admit to it. Maybe I could market it as "Hey, do you know an asshole? Let the world know with this pin!"

Worth a shot.

[diesel-powered.livejournal.com]

Not some, *lots* of people.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I think lots of people 'act' like assholes at times, but aren't true assholes.

Then again, what do I know?

[blueangeldanie.livejournal.com]

I think your journal is great I am adding you as a friend. Hope you don't mind

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard!

Re:life would be a lot easier

[lilacsinmarch.livejournal.com]

This realization only made my life so much harder :S.