The best thing about masturbating is that you're automatically good at it

[twicketface]

Interview from mysti
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To flee from Tony Danza.

2. Compose a haiku about a broken redlight. (I guess that wasn't a question, huh? Lemme fix that.) Please? (There.)
Alas, it is time
to blow my nose and look at
the goon next to me

3. What food could you eat until your stomach exploded?
Chinese food or pizza.

4. What's your earliest memory involving pornography?
Finding my dad's Playboy collection when I was 12 or 13. My brother found them in my dad's office. I just remember feeling *weird* reading them (ok, ok looking at them). Not dirty or ashamed, just weird.

5. The area of a right triangle is 2a^2 - 2b^2, and its hypotenuse is 2SQRT(2a^2 + 2b^2). What are the legs of the right triangle?
Oregon.

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[lemur68.livejournal.com]

4. What's your earliest memory involving pornography?
Finding my dad's Playboy collection when I was 12 or 13. My brother found them in my dad's office. I just remember feeling *weird* reading them (ok, ok looking at them. Not dirty or ashamed, just weird.

This is a watershed moment in every adolescent boy's life. And when he figures out he can make himself "feel weird" on purpose, there's no looking back.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Life had only one purpose back then - achieving a boner.

I shed a tear for simpler times.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Yeah. These days it's acheiving a boner and making sure the rent's paid on time.

[mysti.livejournal.com]

#5 made me laugh out loud, dammit.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

It's as close as I could come to the answer. Thank God I didn't have to show my work...