- 1st
- 10:10 am
Two more weeks of madness, absolutely free!!!
- 4 comments
02:56 pmIf only someone would hire me to play mediocre tennis for the rest of my days.
- 11 comments
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- 2nd
- 10:13 am
Puck was such a dick!
- 4 comments
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02:03 pmAlso known as the woman who throws away the used condoms
- 14 comments
- 6th
- 09:59 am
Internet petitions make the world go round!
- 2 comments
01:37 pm(no subject)
- 5 comments
- 7th
- 02:26 pm
Just when I thought I had my anal leakage under control...
- 8th
- 01:19 pm
Because it would be interesting...
- 11 comments
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- 9th
- 09:58 am
Leave it up to me to do the crushing
- 3 comments
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12:06 pm(no subject)
- 7 comments
- 12th
- 11:34 am
The laminated television directory in the room had it listed as "Commedy Central".
- 10 comments
- 13th
- 11:05 am
I need to regrip my tennis racket
- 2 comments
11:51 amYankity yanked from
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01:50 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 09:28 am
At the risk of sounding uncool
- 12 comments
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11:09 amWhat's that brown stuff all over the fan?
- 8 comments
- 15th
- 03:09 pm
Nothing screams white trash like a 3 liter bottle of soda
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 01:25 pm
100 questions
- 9 comments
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- 19th
- 07:42 am
And inertia's winning
09:33 amI had a dream I was playing tennis in the basement, and serving from the furnace room...
- 6 comments
03:44 pmWell, taint my mayonaise!
- 15 comments
- 20th
- 01:39 pm
Oops, I crapped my pants
- 1 comment
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- 21st
- 01:37 pm
The Chapelle Show is not that funny. There, I said it.
- 18 comments
02:51 pmIloveyoulikethedeepbluesea
- 8 comments
- 22nd
- 09:28 am
I don't mind restrictions
10:46 amIt's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends
- 11 comments
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- 26th
- 07:03 am
I'd look pretty ridiculous if I was bald...
11:07 amExtra slutty olive oil
- 19 comments
- 27th
- 10:31 am
He wanted "The One" by Metallica as our Prom Theme. No, really. He voted for it and everything.
- 12 comments
- 28th
- 01:53 pm
Voicemail on speakerphone + open office door = prick
- 10 comments
- 29th
- 02:41 pm
Man, I hope they play 'Nubs'
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 11:39 am
Stand in line
- 10 comments
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03:01 pmMore like Obama bin Awesome!
- 10 comments
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- 31st
- 08:52 pm
Or, I could sleep till noon, get up and learn how to play the sitar
- 4 comments
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