Well, taint my mayonaise!

[twicketface]

Everyday I try not to be an asshole and everyday I fail. I've been unnecessarily crabby as of late and I don't know why. It might be that in the past, I've always swallowed the anger instead of expressing it. Now that it's more on the surface, I need to find better ways to let off some steam. Like exercising or mowing the lawn more often.

Anyway, the weekend was nice. Spent Friday in the Green Bay office. It was mostly just me and one of the senior managers. He talks to himself a lot, which can be quite amusing.

Spent the weekend running errands, caring for the lawn and painting the living room. It all went pretty well. I also fixed the toilet! I decided to start the weekend off on the right foot by oversleeping by about 45 minutes this morning. When I take over, there will be exactly one brand of alarm clock. The settings will be easy to find and difficult to fuck up. Only made it to work 15 minutes later than usual, and before my boss arrived, so I guess I win this round.

I also cracked my head really, really hard on a wooden shelf in the garage. It put me in a stellar mood.

Tonight will probably be tennis with Eric or applying shaving cream to the mirror. Maybe I'll just go wild and do both.

Comments

[airscale.livejournal.com]

" also cracked my head really, really hard on a wooden shelf in the garage. It put me in a stellar mood."

Man, I hate it when I crack my head on something. And I really hate it when it's your own fault and you have no one to blame but yourself. You have nothing to hit back at, so you have to swallow it which sometimes hurts more than the crack itself.

In short, it's shitty business,..

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I was putting on my shoes to mow the lawn. I had a CD in my back pocket (to make the lawn mowing that much more enjoyable). I leaned against the car for balance to put my shoes on, heard the CD case crack and then abruptly stood up (and somehow forward) and THUNK.

Man, it was awesome.

[airscale.livejournal.com]

It's the type of thing you would expect to reran in 7 second clips on the wide world of sports. If that were the case though I'd be on every week.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Ha! It'll be my only shot at stardom...

Thhhhwwwwomp

[jonnyv.livejournal.com]

Being as tall as we are, I have managed to get by in life without cracking my skull very often. But last week I managed to get it pretty good. Sara lives in an old house, the upstairs to be exact, with a very low ceiling. I was leaving her apartment one morning with a basket full of clean laundry when I saw a moth in stairwell. The moth was going nuts, flying all over, running itself into the window and the walls. So in my attempt to avoid getting hit by the moth, I wasn't paying attention to the low clearance stairwell. Just when I thought all was clear with the moth, I turned with great pride (and velocity) and caught my forehead square.

Re: Thhhhwwwwomp

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

The best part of that story is I heard you yelling SON OF A BITCH in my head at the end...

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Eat more skittles. It will make you happier.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I bought some Starburst tonight (tropical or some such thing). We'll see if that helps, as I like to chew on things.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Except for the green ones, which just piss me off. I also get pissed off that there aren't more red ones which leads to anger that you can't get JUST red ones.

So I guess what I'm saying is you're wrong. :)

[reject.livejournal.com]

shut up and come to milwaukee and hang out with me, bubba.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

What's your September look like? Let's pick a weekend and rock out.

[reject.livejournal.com]

lol, i so totally don't usually plan that far in advance. um, how about you pick a weekend and i'll be sure to take off work.

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

You sound WAAAY too much like me, muh man...

hang in there... we could make a suicide pact or something...?

C

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Everyday I try not to be an asshole and everyday I fail.

You're in Human Resources, right? It's been my experience that that's part of the job description.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess it comes with the territory. But I'm still really nice on your first day! Well, the first twenty minutes or so, anyway.