- 1st
- 10:10
Two more weeks of madness, absolutely free!!!
- 4 comments
14:56If only someone would hire me to play mediocre tennis for the rest of my days.
- 11 comments
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- 2nd
- 10:13
Puck was such a dick!
- 4 comments
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14:03Also known as the woman who throws away the used condoms
- 14 comments
- 6th
- 09:59
Internet petitions make the world go round!
- 2 comments
13:37(no subject)
- 5 comments
- 7th
- 14:26
Just when I thought I had my anal leakage under control...
- 8th
- 13:19
Because it would be interesting...
- 11 comments
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- 9th
- 09:58
Leave it up to me to do the crushing
- 3 comments
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12:06(no subject)
- 7 comments
- 12th
- 11:34
The laminated television directory in the room had it listed as "Commedy Central".
- 10 comments
- 13th
- 11:05
I need to regrip my tennis racket
- 2 comments
11:51Yankity yanked from
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chuckdarwin
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13:50(no subject)
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 09:28
At the risk of sounding uncool
- 12 comments
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11:09What's that brown stuff all over the fan?
- 8 comments
- 15th
- 15:09
Nothing screams white trash like a 3 liter bottle of soda
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 13:25
100 questions
- 9 comments
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- 19th
- 07:42
And inertia's winning
09:33I had a dream I was playing tennis in the basement, and serving from the furnace room...
- 6 comments
15:44Well, taint my mayonaise!
- 15 comments
- 20th
- 13:39
Oops, I crapped my pants
- 1 comment
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- 21st
- 13:37
The Chapelle Show is not that funny. There, I said it.
- 18 comments
14:51Iloveyoulikethedeepbluesea
- 8 comments
- 22nd
- 09:28
I don't mind restrictions
10:46It's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends
- 11 comments
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- 26th
- 07:03
I'd look pretty ridiculous if I was bald...
11:07Extra slutty olive oil
- 19 comments
- 27th
- 10:31
He wanted "The One" by Metallica as our Prom Theme. No, really. He voted for it and everything.
- 12 comments
- 28th
- 13:53
Voicemail on speakerphone + open office door = prick
- 10 comments
- 29th
- 14:41
Man, I hope they play 'Nubs'
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 11:39
Stand in line
- 10 comments
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15:01More like Obama bin Awesome!
- 10 comments
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- 31st
- 20:52
Or, I could sleep till noon, get up and learn how to play the sitar
- 4 comments