Voicemail on speakerphone + open office door = prick

[twicketface]

I'm posting THIS because I figure that some of you probably have electronics that you'd like to safely get rid of.

My guess is Lenny.

I find it interesting that nobody talks about GMail anymore.

Last night my dad put on his superhero costume and came over to help me fix some things around the house. My dad is rad and smart and crafty. It was all minor stuff, but I'm clueless when it comes to home repair. He brought over a tape of me at age six or seven, accidentally recording over his Rolling Stones Greatest Hits tape with my voice, apparently while talking on the phone with my friend Mark. The awesome part is how when Marie and I have a child, we'll be able to record their every move on the camcorder and burn it to DVD so NO embarrassing stories or memories will ever be lost...we'll have proof!

I can't wait to play tennis tonight.

Comments

[htothem.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between black people and white people?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Is this a riddle?

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Black people are named Carl and white people are named Lenny.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

AHH MY EYE! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET PUDDING IN IT!!

[boxy-brown.livejournal.com]

I'm guessin' it got somethin' ta do with havin' a little S-O-U-L ... Ungh! Lemme hear it!

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

Oh, it HAS to be Smithers!!!!

...I can't fix crap. I can't even change the oil in my car.

C

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

It would make sense, but be a little too obvious.

I find it somewhat lame that Homer's past distaste for homosexuals has apparently been forgotten. Not that I'm down with the homophobes or anything, but consistency means something.

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

Well, the John Waters episode kinda changed him a bit, didn't it?

...I think that Smithers coming out of the closet IS obvious, but it's also the "responsible" choice... I don't think the Simpsons wants homos to stay in the closet- it'd be the NICE thing to do at least.

...if not Smithers or Lenny, how about Hans Moleman? Or Lisa?

C

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

My money's on Bumblebee Man.

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

...what about SNAKE?