He wanted "The One" by Metallica as our Prom Theme. No, really. He voted for it and everything.

[twicketface]

Contrary to popular belief, this is not me. But I wish it was. I'm not sure which is more surprising - the fact that he's memorized everything he's saying or the fact that no one beat the shit out of him for saying it.

I'm currently downloading all of the I Love The 90s episodes. I forgot what a guilty pleasure TV was until I watched the 1997 episode last night. All these marginally famous people, doing their best Seinfled-esque "I mean, what was the deal with Beanie Babies?" shtick.

I also watched the Declare Yourself PSAs, directed by Kevin Smith. To no one's surprise, David Cross's is the funniest.

I wish life was constructed as such that going out for breakfast with friends on a weekday was a feasible option. Seriously, breakfast is the best meal to eat out, especially if you're a vegetarian. Pancakes? Eggs? Hash Browns? Bagel? All of the above! Going out for lunch or dinner can be difficult due to time constraints, traffic and how busy restaurants are. Plus, breakfast is the meal you should consume the majority of your calories for the day. I don't have a solution - I'm just saying life would rule even more if I went out for breakfast more.

Also, I'm getting irritated with 'technology innovations' that go over the top. You don't need a phone that plays iTunes. You don't need a MP3 player that takes pictures. You don't need a PDA that doubles as a vibrator (ok, maybe you do). My point is, let's perfect what we have first before we jazz shit up needlessly. I'd like a cell phone that gets clear reception all the time with a plan that clearly lays out how I'll be charged. That's it. Easy, right? No, not easy. Tons of different providers and plans and anytimeminutesandextendedroamingareasafter9pmohjustfuckrightoff.

I refuse to hold onto my grumpiness, because I get my haircut today. And leftover homemade pizza for lunch.

Comments

[girlziplocked.livejournal.com]

Those declare yourself PSAs are hilarious!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

"You're killing yourself with food!"

I was halfway hoping that Ray Romano would end his with "I'm Al Gore, and I approved this message."

[bobwhite.livejournal.com]

That first link is the best thing I have seen in months!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I thought you might like it. I thought he sounded like Tom Green at first.

I keep my phone on vibrate for a reason

[htothem.livejournal.com]

I always wondered how the Sex and the City girls could do breakfast so often. I can't even manage to do breakfast out on a weekend.

Re: I keep my phone on vibrate for a reason

[bobwhite.livejournal.com]

If you aren't opposed to doing breakfast at 1 in the afternoon its quite easy (though if it's after 11 AM my roommate and I tend to go for Chipotle).

Re: I keep my phone on vibrate for a reason

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Bob, you know he doesn't have a Chipotle. Sometimes you are just so insensitive!

Re: I keep my phone on vibrate for a reason

[bobwhite.livejournal.com]

When I was down in VA Beach I asked someone if there was a Chipotle anywhere near. There response was, "What's Chipotle?" My answer, "The reason I could never live here."

Re: I keep my phone on vibrate for a reason

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

There's at least one in Madison, about 100 miles south of here. Next time I'm down there, I will bask in the glory.

Re: I keep my phone on vibrate for a reason

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I think it might have had something to do with the fact that they were hussies.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

I AM GETTING MY HAIR CUT TODAY TOO!
WE ARE TOTALLY TWINS!
AWESOME!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

HAIRCUTS ARE AWESOME, HENCE WE ARE AWESOME!!