Reality is different for me

[twicketface]

The unfunniest person on my friend's list on their unfunniest day in history would be hilarious compared to "Last Comic Standing".

Marie and I cleaned out the refrigerator last night. And by that, I mean removed everything from inside, washed the shelves and drawers in the bathtub and scrubbed out the interior. We discovered a lot of hair and shredded mozzarella cheese just hanging out.

I'd give nearly anything for a decent orange.

One good thing to come out of my watching every episode of "I Love The 90s" was a new found appreciation for Fiona Apple.

Comments

[ohfordays.livejournal.com]

Isn't it weird, the things that lurk in your fridge? I repeatedly find cat hair in mine. CAT HAIR. It's not as though I'm shutting Sera up in there for long periods of time, so I can't figure out how it gets in there!

[froggy-dear.livejournal.com]

I know my cat loves to walk into the fridge when I open it. I have to pull her out from behind the milk. I don't understand it.

[froggy-dear.livejournal.com]

By which I mean that I have cat hair in my fridge, but I know why.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

When 2 was a kitten, I shut her in the fridge 3 times. I wouldn't notice until I was leaving for work, and she wasn't there to see me off. I've also shut her in my dresser for a whole day on several occasions.

(She climbs down into closed drawers so I can't see her and assume she is just in another room.)

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

It's not as though I'm shutting Sera up in there for long periods of time

Well. You know. Those short periods of time really add up.