Reality is different for me

[twicketface]

The unfunniest person on my friend's list on their unfunniest day in history would be hilarious compared to "Last Comic Standing".

Marie and I cleaned out the refrigerator last night. And by that, I mean removed everything from inside, washed the shelves and drawers in the bathtub and scrubbed out the interior. We discovered a lot of hair and shredded mozzarella cheese just hanging out.

I'd give nearly anything for a decent orange.

One good thing to come out of my watching every episode of "I Love The 90s" was a new found appreciation for Fiona Apple.

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When 2 was a kitten, I shut her in the fridge 3 times. I wouldn't notice until I was leaving for work, and she wasn't there to see me off. I've also shut her in my dresser for a whole day on several occasions.

(She climbs down into closed drawers so I can't see her and assume she is just in another room.)