a man and his very pink car

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I try to be a good husband and get dressed in the semi-dark, so as to not wake The Wife. My reward? A brown belt to go along with my black pants and gray shirt.

I've been beating women off with my stapler all day!

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You are a good person.

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I try to stick toothpaste in Don's nose when he sleeps later than I do.