a man and his very pink car

[twicketface]

I try to be a good husband and get dressed in the semi-dark, so as to not wake The Wife. My reward? A brown belt to go along with my black pants and gray shirt.

I've been beating women off with my stapler all day!

Comments

You are a good person.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

I try to stick toothpaste in Don's nose when he sleeps later than I do.

[pooplord.livejournal.com]

"beating women off"? with a stapler??? ow!

[losinginterest.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's just me, but when it comes to women and beating off, the stapler is probably the real problem.

[airscale.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel...

I'm colorblind, and usually I need Lyn to judge if certain colors go together. You can always tell if she's helped me out by how I leave the house, if I'm in black and white... I didn't ask her. If there's some green and brown in there, I definitely asked her opinion. =)

[babyfishfel.livejournal.com]

Jeff! ...no, wait...Akbar! cool.

[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

You should get your accessories embossed with some sort of symbol to denote their color the way blind people do.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

That dude Steve-O from Jackass once stapled his sack to his thighs.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

And yet, they keep coming back.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Exactly! That's why I'm a huge fan of khaki pants - pretty hard to mess up.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I'd like to incorporate Binky too, but one thing at a time :)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I think I should get an official exemption and just be able to wear pajama pants all the time.

[babyfishfel.livejournal.com]

Pajamas are the best! I have them listed as an interest, I love them so much.

[babyfishfel.livejournal.com]

Understood. But when you do, don't forget Bongo. That kid and his ear give me warm fuzzies.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I saw that clip on-line.