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Well, it looks like things are over between Marie and me. It completely blindsided me (well, both of us), but we were powerless against it. We were watching that episode of Postcards from Buster on PBS that featured that lesbian couple and everyone within a three block radius of our house turned gay, us included. I never knew the power of television before, but clearly the efforts to block this show didn't do enough to save our relationship. I didn't vote for Bush, but am glad he's doing all he can to prevent anyone else from catching homosexuality.

Date: 2005-02-01 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beatificdreams.livejournal.com
Haha, at first I was like OH NO! Then I kept reading and burst into laughter.

Date: 2005-02-01 10:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-02-01 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanda-mary.livejournal.com
If people are being driven to homosexuality by watching the lesbian couple on that program, I wonder what the effect of watching an anthropomorphized rabbit is? ;)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
Thankfully, the cats were in the other room or they'd probably want to get married.
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
NEX THING U NO PPL WIL WANT IT 2 BE LEGLE TO MARY THEM11

Date: 2005-02-01 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pooplord.livejournal.com
Perfectly executed. So deadpan that my heart skipped a beat until I read past the second line.

Date: 2005-02-02 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
Woot!

I should've friends-locked it and had Dashboard Confessional in the music line.

Date: 2005-02-01 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
Great, now I'm gay too! Thanks!

NEED COCK

Date: 2005-02-02 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com
Okay, your response beats mine, and almost made me laugh out my sandwich.

Date: 2005-02-02 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
Sorry, I should've put it behind a cut.

Um, hey baby...

Date: 2005-02-02 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
I didn't get herpes from Rabbi Yitzhok Fischer...

Wat r u waering???

Date: 2005-02-02 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com
Why did you post this! Reading this on the internet made me gay. Now I'll have to abandon D.

Date: 2005-02-02 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
I've brought shame to Canada.

Date: 2005-02-02 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com
I saw something in the paper today that I thought was weird. 66% of Canadians (polled) were against same-sex marriages. I didn't expect the number to be that high up here.

Date: 2005-02-02 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reject.livejournal.com
The opening of this post scared the shit out of me. You sir, are an evil, evil man. Also, diabolically funny.

Date: 2005-02-02 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
:does Mr. Burns finger-tenty thing:

Excellent!

Date: 2005-02-02 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkfroggrrl.livejournal.com
That was kinda mean because I felt really bad at first. hahaha. 'Twas funny though.

Date: 2005-02-02 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nancy-baboon.livejournal.com
I'm feeling a tad homoerotic already

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