So long and thanks for the memories.

[twicketface]

Well, it looks like things are over between Marie and me. It completely blindsided me (well, both of us), but we were powerless against it. We were watching that episode of Postcards from Buster on PBS that featured that lesbian couple and everyone within a three block radius of our house turned gay, us included. I never knew the power of television before, but clearly the efforts to block this show didn't do enough to save our relationship. I didn't vote for Bush, but am glad he's doing all he can to prevent anyone else from catching homosexuality.

Comments

[beatificdreams.livejournal.com]

Haha, at first I was like OH NO! Then I kept reading and burst into laughter.

[leeann-marie.livejournal.com]

Same here!

[amanda-mary.livejournal.com]

If people are being driven to homosexuality by watching the lesbian couple on that program, I wonder what the effect of watching an anthropomorphized rabbit is? ;)

Side effects include dizziness, nausea and loss of appetite

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, the cats were in the other room or they'd probably want to get married.

Re: Side effects include dizziness, nausea and loss of appetite

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

NEX THING U NO PPL WIL WANT IT 2 BE LEGLE TO MARY THEM11

[pooplord.livejournal.com]

Perfectly executed. So deadpan that my heart skipped a beat until I read past the second line.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Woot!

I should've friends-locked it and had Dashboard Confessional in the music line.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Great, now I'm gay too! Thanks!

NEED COCK

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

Okay, your response beats mine, and almost made me laugh out my sandwich.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I should've put it behind a cut.

Um, hey baby...

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

I'm cut....

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I didn't get herpes from Rabbi Yitzhok Fischer...

Wat r u waering???

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

Why did you post this! Reading this on the internet made me gay. Now I'll have to abandon D.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I've brought shame to Canada.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

I saw something in the paper today that I thought was weird. 66% of Canadians (polled) were against same-sex marriages. I didn't expect the number to be that high up here.

[reject.livejournal.com]

The opening of this post scared the shit out of me. You sir, are an evil, evil man. Also, diabolically funny.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

:does Mr. Burns finger-tenty thing:

Excellent!

[pinkfroggrrl.livejournal.com]

That was kinda mean because I felt really bad at first. hahaha. 'Twas funny though.

[nancy-baboon.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling a tad homoerotic already