Seriously? Bowling ball holes are that dirty? One, it's a good thing that I don't bowl as much as I'd like, but, two: I do like bowling!
I heard that the bedspread isn't washed as frequently as (one hopes) the sheets are. While I haven't found pubes, I did sleep on a stained mattress, once.
Since it's my favourite brand as well, I advise you to never, ever move to Canada. Not only do they not carry it, Cuervo (which is a big "no-no" for me!) is about $40.
Something about the combo of lane grease and onion ring grease and few people washing their hands. I enjoy bowling as well, but always think of the grime.
I think I might invest in my own ball (I almost wrote, "Set of balls". Freudian slip?) My big brother claimed all of the ones from our childhood. I could raise a stink, but, I think he's more attached to them. He still remembers all their names, after all.
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Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow
Date: 2004-12-21 04:37 am (UTC)I've heard that the bedspread is the item with the second most bacteria on it - only the finger holes of bowling balls are worse.
Re: Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow
Date: 2004-12-21 04:39 am (UTC)I heard that the bedspread isn't washed as frequently as (one hopes) the sheets are. While I haven't found pubes, I did sleep on a stained mattress, once.
Re: Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow
Date: 2004-12-21 05:17 am (UTC)Awesome.
Re: Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow
Date: 2004-12-21 05:19 am (UTC)Re: Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow
Date: 2004-12-21 04:42 pm (UTC)Re: Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow
Date: 2004-12-22 12:08 am (UTC)Re: Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow
Date: 2004-12-22 05:04 pm (UTC)