My grandma used to work at Sammy's pizza.

[twicketface]

[Poll #406655]

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[pixtie.livejournal.com]

Now, see, that's a trick question. Sure, one might think that the bedspread is the nastiest. That, however, is if you've never stayed in a hotel with used condoms lurking in the corners.

As that wasn't an option, I went with the bedspread.

Well, at least they weren't lurking on your pillow

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I'll occasionally find a pube on the sheets, which just wigs me out.

I've heard that the bedspread is the item with the second most bacteria on it - only the finger holes of bowling balls are worse.

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[pixtie.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Bowling ball holes are that dirty? One, it's a good thing that I don't bowl as much as I'd like, but, two: I do like bowling!

I heard that the bedspread isn't washed as frequently as (one hopes) the sheets are. While I haven't found pubes, I did sleep on a stained mattress, once.

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[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

Your icon is my favourite brand of Tequila.
Awesome.

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[pixtie.livejournal.com]

Since it's my favourite brand as well, I advise you to never, ever move to Canada. Not only do they not carry it, Cuervo (which is a big "no-no" for me!) is about $40.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

I actually think the couch is the grossest part. It's usually in prime TV viewing spot, and you know those businessmen get lonely and use the sample sizes of lotion while watching movies.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I operate under the assumption that every square inch of the room has been defiled by hairy, sweaty manass.

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Something about the combo of lane grease and onion ring grease and few people washing their hands. I enjoy bowling as well, but always think of the grime.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

FINALLY, more people showing revulsion to hotel carpeting.

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[pixtie.livejournal.com]

I think I might invest in my own ball (I almost wrote, "Set of balls". Freudian slip?) My big brother claimed all of the ones from our childhood. I could raise a stink, but, I think he's more attached to them. He still remembers all their names, after all.

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Guys can get quite attached to balls...