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I'm awesome. Really, I am. But sometimes I need to do things to make myself less awesome (so I fit in with mainstream society).

Today, it was eating a chocolate-chip bagel while driving to work and arriving at my destination with three brown blotches of chocolate, all around the crotch region, staining my khaki pants.

Today should be an awesome day.

Date: 2004-06-15 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
Agreed.

Also, they should come out with clear spaghetti sauce or clear honey mustard instead of green ketchup.

Date: 2004-06-15 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com
Have you ever seen the SNL fake commercial for clear gravy?

Date: 2004-06-15 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
Mm hmm - Crystal Gravy, right?

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