One of us! One of us!!

[twicketface]

I'm awesome. Really, I am. But sometimes I need to do things to make myself less awesome (so I fit in with mainstream society).

Today, it was eating a chocolate-chip bagel while driving to work and arriving at my destination with three brown blotches of chocolate, all around the crotch region, staining my khaki pants.

Today should be an awesome day.

Comments

[myserie.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA :)
I'm sorry, I can help buy laugh :( You just made my day better :)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I'm here to help.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Moral of the story: Wear clothes that match your food.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I like that much better than Don't be such a slob or Get your ass out of bed early enough to eat at home.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Your mouth is what, 6 inches wide at the very most, right? And you can't see it. So, imho, the fact that you manage to get food into an unseen, small target at all is pretty amazing. You can't expect every attempt to result in a bullseye.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

Also, they should come out with clear spaghetti sauce or clear honey mustard instead of green ketchup.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen the SNL fake commercial for clear gravy?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Mm hmm - Crystal Gravy, right?

[mysti.livejournal.com]

Please don't share amusing anecdotes when I'm drinking iced tea and wearing a white shirt. I've joined your decreased awesomeness, but unwillingly, thanks to a large, circular iced tea stain on my right bosom.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

If I'm going down, I'm taking as many people with me as I can!

huhuhuhuhuh

[htothem.livejournal.com]

you said you're going down...