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Contrary to popular belief, this is not me. But I wish it was. I'm not sure which is more surprising - the fact that he's memorized everything he's saying or the fact that no one beat the shit out of him for saying it.
I'm currently downloading all of the I Love The 90s episodes. I forgot what a guilty pleasure TV was until I watched the 1997 episode last night. All these marginally famous people, doing their best Seinfled-esque "I mean, what was the deal with Beanie Babies?" shtick.
I also watched the Declare Yourself PSAs, directed by Kevin Smith. To no one's surprise, David Cross's is the funniest.
I wish life was constructed as such that going out for breakfast with friends on a weekday was a feasible option. Seriously, breakfast is the best meal to eat out, especially if you're a vegetarian. Pancakes? Eggs? Hash Browns? Bagel? All of the above! Going out for lunch or dinner can be difficult due to time constraints, traffic and how busy restaurants are. Plus, breakfast is the meal you should consume the majority of your calories for the day. I don't have a solution - I'm just saying life would rule even more if I went out for breakfast more.
Also, I'm getting irritated with 'technology innovations' that go over the top. You don't need a phone that plays iTunes. You don't need a MP3 player that takes pictures. You don't need a PDA that doubles as a vibrator (ok, maybe you do). My point is, let's perfect what we have first before we jazz shit up needlessly. I'd like a cell phone that gets clear reception all the time with a plan that clearly lays out how I'll be charged. That's it. Easy, right? No, not easy. Tons of different providers and plans and anytimeminutesandextendedroamingareasafter9pmohjustfuckrightoff.
I refuse to hold onto my grumpiness, because I get my haircut today. And leftover homemade pizza for lunch.
I'm currently downloading all of the I Love The 90s episodes. I forgot what a guilty pleasure TV was until I watched the 1997 episode last night. All these marginally famous people, doing their best Seinfled-esque "I mean, what was the deal with Beanie Babies?" shtick.
I also watched the Declare Yourself PSAs, directed by Kevin Smith. To no one's surprise, David Cross's is the funniest.
I wish life was constructed as such that going out for breakfast with friends on a weekday was a feasible option. Seriously, breakfast is the best meal to eat out, especially if you're a vegetarian. Pancakes? Eggs? Hash Browns? Bagel? All of the above! Going out for lunch or dinner can be difficult due to time constraints, traffic and how busy restaurants are. Plus, breakfast is the meal you should consume the majority of your calories for the day. I don't have a solution - I'm just saying life would rule even more if I went out for breakfast more.
Also, I'm getting irritated with 'technology innovations' that go over the top. You don't need a phone that plays iTunes. You don't need a MP3 player that takes pictures. You don't need a PDA that doubles as a vibrator (ok, maybe you do). My point is, let's perfect what we have first before we jazz shit up needlessly. I'd like a cell phone that gets clear reception all the time with a plan that clearly lays out how I'll be charged. That's it. Easy, right? No, not easy. Tons of different providers and plans and anytimeminutesandextendedroamingareasafter9pmohjustfuckrightoff.
I refuse to hold onto my grumpiness, because I get my haircut today. And leftover homemade pizza for lunch.
