I'd look pretty ridiculous if I was bald...

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Extra slutty olive oil

The weekend was pretty fun - spent most of it at the cottage. Marie's mom and stepdad arrived on Saturday and we had fun playing badminton and gorging ourselves on my mom's cooking. Marie didn't feel good on Sunday, so she napped while I played Rampage and read more of The Contortionist's Handbook. I also made guacamole (hello, delicious!) and ate my first plum (it was quite good). Marie signed up for a food co-op shipment and we got a large box of fresh, local produce for $15. Outstanding.

18 things I could do without on a permanent basis:
Dave Matthews Band
Country clubs
Snooty customer service reps
Pens that are runny and make my handwriting look even worse that it usually is
Receiving emails with opening salutations of "Brain,"
George W. Bush
The non-existance of a third Burning Airlines album
A lack of leg room
Mealy apples fruit in general
Not having free cable
Waking up feeling like I haven't slept at all
SUVs
People who don't use their blinker
Anything and everything related to Photo2DVD.com
Planned obscelence
Poor directions
Not having comments emailed to me
LJ drama

I like to pull weeds.