- 1st
- 03:42 pm
Tickle Me Elbow
- 3 comments
- 3rd
- 04:21 pm
I heart text-based polls.
- 6th
- 02:18 pm
Without the body, there is no crime
02:29 pmMy decoder ring
- 48 comments
- 7th
- 11:35 am
We need to start rationing out exclaimation points...
- 12 comments
04:14 pmSpin spin, spin the black circle
- 10 comments
- 9th
- 03:11 pm
What's that all over the fan?
- 9 comments
- 14th
- 04:10 pm
I just want a place to close my eyes
- 5 comments
- 16th
- 10:36 am
Life begins when you accept your fate
- 2 comments
03:40 pmI can now remove the icepack from my crotch
- 5 comments
- 20th
- 09:57 am
Pleasantly caving in
- 4 comments
- 21st
- 01:08 pm
I roll my eyes, burst into tears
- 8 comments
07:30 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 22nd
- 02:23 pm
My name is Werner Brandis. My voice is my passport. Verify me.
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 03:29 pm
Fuck you and your Republican bullshit nonsense
- 5 comments
- 24th
- 11:47 am
Anything funny you've ever read on the Internet is courtesy of George Carlin.
- 26th
- 09:30 am
As it turns out, I AM cool.
- 5 comments
- 27th
- 03:16 pm
Hefe's got an 18 car garage
- 2 comments
04:00 pmI want candy.
- 14 comments
- 28th
- 04:39 pm
Rather than be governed by Arnold, California elects to set itself on fire
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 03:25 pm
No, no - God hates hags.
- 8 comments
- 30th
- 03:27 pm
Dubya did such a good job protecting us from terrorists, I'm sure that porn is running scared!
- 10 comments
- 31st
- 03:19 pm
Belching the alphabet should be an Olympic event.
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