1st
01:20 pm

My pants are tight.

- 1 comment

2nd
11:46 am

Pizza. Pizza.



01:55 pm

I give this 20 hours before it's on multiple LJ's...



5th
12:05 pm

Pain isn’t just defined by what you feel



02:56 pm

Pigs Will Pay



08:11 pm

MASH rules



6th
10:02 am

Shave and a haircut

- 1 comment

12:13 pm

www.selectsmart.com Simpsons Test

- 3 comments

7th
09:23 am

Jet setting all over NorthEastern Wisconsin

- 5 comments

04:45 pm

"I hope I live to see the day when you sexually repressed hatred is finally washed away"



8th
10:37 am

Sedated

- 17 comments

04:21 pm

Lunchbox

- 2 comments

06:29 pm

Baked Ravioli



9th
10:47 am

Productive is my middle name (well, it was last night anyway)

- 2 comments

04:19 pm

Does this make up for last night?

- 4 comments

04:25 pm

I think this is the greatest thing I've read in a l o n g time



12th
09:24 am

Sigh

- 2 comments

11:36 am

As much as I loathe Garfield, I agree that Mondays = shit



13th
11:57 am

This is my life and it’s gonna be good.



03:17 pm

Should I be weeping?



04:35 pm

Some people whose heads should burst into flames and their bodies fall apart because I said so:



14th
02:37 pm

Accomplishment, thy name is Brian

- 7 comments

15th
09:36 am

I know you’re a cannonball



12:21 pm

Sigh.



03:40 pm

No sleep for me tonight



16th
12:03 pm

Oh so desirable



01:36 pm

I'm such an effing junkie...

- 6 comments

19th
11:52 am

I will update after lunch, but chew on this in the meantime...



01:39 pm

Like a dog bite, like a bee sting; I don’t feel so fucking bad



04:55 pm

i'm such a test addict. and I always knew I was part raccoon...



20th
12:25 pm

You say neato, check your libido and go to the church in your new tuxedo



01:53 pm

And you wonder why I'm bitter...



03:23 pm

Can I get a hell yeah?



21st
08:53 am

Dubya Dubya Dubya dot Alternet dot org



12:03 pm

Well, holy crap

- 4 comments

23rd
09:03 am

Weekend at Bernies, you know, without the corpse

- 3 comments

26th
11:11 am

Sloth



02:30 pm

Doi (it’s sorta of like ‘duh, but a little different)

- 4 comments

27th
12:26 pm

The Seahawks are frowning

- 2 comments

07:17 pm

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time

- 2 comments

07:30 pm

I always knew...



28th
01:30 pm

Shopping. Shopping Shopping Shopping.

- 13 comments

29th
11:45 am

Addicted to the sickness, it’s a natural fact



08:55 pm

I like to be helpful



30th
11:02 am

I’m tired. So tired. I’m tired of having sex (so tired).

- 10 comments

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