- 1st
- 01:20 pm
My pants are tight.
- 1 comment
- 2nd
- 11:46 am
Pizza. Pizza.
01:55 pmI give this 20 hours before it's on multiple LJ's...
- 5th
- 12:05 pm
Pain isn’t just defined by what you feel
02:56 pmPigs Will Pay
08:11 pmMASH rules
- 6th
- 10:02 am
Shave and a haircut
- 1 comment
12:13 pmwww.selectsmart.com Simpsons Test
- 3 comments
- 7th
- 09:23 am
Jet setting all over NorthEastern Wisconsin
- 5 comments
04:45 pm"I hope I live to see the day when you sexually repressed hatred is finally washed away"
- 8th
- 10:37 am
Sedated
- 17 comments
04:21 pmLunchbox
- 2 comments
06:29 pmBaked Ravioli
- 9th
- 10:47 am
Productive is my middle name (well, it was last night anyway)
- 2 comments
04:19 pmDoes this make up for last night?
- 4 comments
04:25 pmI think this is the greatest thing I've read in a l o n g time
- 12th
- 09:24 am
Sigh
- 2 comments
11:36 amAs much as I loathe Garfield, I agree that Mondays = shit
- 13th
- 11:57 am
This is my life and it’s gonna be good.
03:17 pmShould I be weeping?
04:35 pmSome people whose heads should burst into flames and their bodies fall apart because I said so:
- 14th
- 02:37 pm
Accomplishment, thy name is Brian
- 7 comments
- 15th
- 09:36 am
I know you’re a cannonball
12:21 pmSigh.
03:40 pmNo sleep for me tonight
- 16th
- 12:03 pm
Oh so desirable
01:36 pmI'm such an effing junkie...
- 6 comments
- 19th
- 11:52 am
I will update after lunch, but chew on this in the meantime...
01:39 pmLike a dog bite, like a bee sting; I don’t feel so fucking bad
04:55 pmi'm such a test addict. and I always knew I was part raccoon...
- 20th
- 12:25 pm
You say neato, check your libido and go to the church in your new tuxedo
01:53 pmAnd you wonder why I'm bitter...
03:23 pmCan I get a hell yeah?
- 21st
- 08:53 am
Dubya Dubya Dubya dot Alternet dot org
12:03 pmWell, holy crap
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 09:03 am
Weekend at Bernies, you know, without the corpse
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 11:11 am
Sloth
02:30 pmDoi (it’s sorta of like ‘duh, but a little different)
- 4 comments
- 27th
- 12:26 pm
The Seahawks are frowning
- 2 comments
07:17 pmThis is the funniest thing I've read in a long time
- 2 comments
07:30 pmI always knew...
- 28th
- 01:30 pm
Shopping. Shopping Shopping Shopping.
- 13 comments
- 29th
- 11:45 am
Addicted to the sickness, it’s a natural fact
08:55 pmI like to be helpful
- 30th
- 11:02 am
I’m tired. So tired. I’m tired of having sex (so tired).
- 10 comments