This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time

[twicketface]

Sadly, it's not meant to be funny.

http://www.maryromantic.com

A quote to peak your interest...

"To give you an idea of how strongly I've felt about the advantages of premarital sexual abstinence and friendship first, in about 1987, I started The National Chastity Association. I wasn't seeking to convert anyone. Instead, the group provided a rather unique opportunity for like-minded singles, especially ones who were motivated by practical rather than religious reasons, to meet one another. It was a type of singles club."

Pass out the fruitcake...

Comments

[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

she is the most demanding person I have Ever come into any sort of contact with.
I wonder how many responses she gets to her "special email"

Re:

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Talk about taking all of the fun/excitement/learning out of meeting a 'mate'.

"Fill out Form 4-B and 17-C and step on the scale please."

Ick.