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[twicketface]

$25 to fill up my gas tank last night. The person before me spent almost $40.

I find it interesting that when given a deadline, people come to me the day of the deadline and explain how busy they are. Nevermind they have known about the deadline for three weeks and that everyone else had no problem complying.

I think Creep is the only Radiohead song I've ever heard.

Prius test drive has been moved to next Wednesday. "Vic" sounds like the stereotypical car salesman. Hilarity will surely ensue.

Should I be creeped out by this? My 'team' sent me a birthday card (as they are located 90 miles south). Everyone wrote in normal birthday sentiments (Happy Birthday, Have a Good Day, etc) except for my boss's boss, who wrote, and I quote,

"Brian,
You are the special one. That's for sure.
HER NAME"

Is she trying to be unique or does she, in all actuality, believe that I am the Messiah?

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[htothem.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That's how I eventually found out it said "lots of luck." Otherwise I never would have known.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I just got a training plan signed by an employee who goes by Lizz. Suffice it to say I laughed outloud when I read her handwriting:

Brian-

I believe this goes to you.

-Jizz

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Please tell me her last name starts with an M.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it's S. "Swabber" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Perhaps there is hope for a middle name?

If this happened to me, with my sense of humor that didn't move beyond 7th grade, I wouldn't be able to look this girl in the eye again without thinking "your name is jizz."

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

No wonder we get along so well.