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[twicketface]

Remember, there are two types of people in this world. Those who own motorcycles and those who hate motorcycles.

I'm in the Stevens Point office today. I drove through an hour or so of fog. It was kinda pretty. Anyway, we had a soup and salad lunch for the staff today, with myself being in charge of the salad. I don't really know a lot of the people in this office well enough to have a conversation with them, so I sat at a crowed table and intensely stared at my meal. I'm just not good at breaking the ice. I'm so thankful that I'll never be in the dating scene. Anyway, I'm leaving in a few hours to stop by my parent's cottage (it's on the way home).

In the 5 hours I've been here, the partner two offices down from me has said "shit", "fucking a" and "fuck" into the phone with an outside voice. None of the times were these said out of anger. He's a pretty jolly guy.

I have onion breath, so you'd best keep your distance.

Edit: I also, apparently, have onion ass. So, watch yourself.

Comments

[blueangeldanie.livejournal.com]

He must be from ny, I say those things all the time in my "outside voice" You are also sooo WI because you use the phrase "outside voice"

What I like:

[lousy-timing.livejournal.com]

1) The fact that you called him 'a pretty jolly guy.' That made me laugh because it's a damn kind way to look at it.
2) 'Onion ass.' Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

I miss Wisconsin.

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

i have driven a motorcycle, and am luke warm to their existence, although I do find the obsessed folk out their decked out in leather and spending 40 grand on a bike to be extremely offensive...

there goes your theory! mua ha ha!

C

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ah hahahahaha! Onion ass rules. Did you get a pint of Point straight from the brewery?

[diesel-powered.livejournal.com]

There's a brewery in Stevens Point? Damn... serves me right for not going there since I started drinking.

dream alert

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

...I had a dream that featured you and Marie last night (and no, this doesn't require notifying the authorities)

...so you and Marie were performing in a duo on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... you were on bass, and Marie was on vocals and guitar.

The music wasn't all that inspired, I'm sad to say... pretty run-of-the-mill singer/songwriter stuff- think Lisa Loeb.

Anyway, that part of the dream was just strange to me and I didn't know where it was coming from... it was the "after performance interview" that was really interesting...

Marie kept talking about how strange, difficult, and exciting it was to be living in L.A., but also kept mentioning how "difficult it is to meet nice men out here..." the whole time, you had the look of a sad puppy dog, but perhaps on the advice of management or the show's production staff, you didn't say a word...

...now I don't know Marie at all, nor do I know you that well... this was really bizarre and I thought you'd find it funny... that is, unless I'm channeling some upcoming event... you guys didn't sign with Capitol and are planning a small tour of the West Coast, are you???? :-)

take care and hope I didn't creep you out!

C

Re: What I like:

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for all the badmouthing it gets, it's a pretty nice place to live.

If only my wife shared your viewpoint on #2...

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Damn! Back to the drawing board.

Having an apartment complex near our backyard usually lends itself to much unnecessary revving during what should be SleepyTime.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

It's interesting - Point people are very proud of their beer, but the beer-drinkers I've talked to think it's highly overrated.

Re: dream alert

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's awesome. I had a dream a few nights ago that someone else (male) on my friend's list wouldn't stop licking my upper thigh...so I'm not calling the authorities anytime soon for fear they'd pick me up as well!

Dreams kick ass - I should really keep a dream journal. I used to include them with updates when I thought of them, but usually by the time I get to work, most of the details having vanished.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

It's interesting that working in a professional environment has thus far meant inappropriate remarks/comments by most of the management group. Nothing severe, but still sorta funny.

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

oh... I entirely agree about that... I experience the same pain.

death to crotch rockets.