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[twicketface]

Remember, there are two types of people in this world. Those who own motorcycles and those who hate motorcycles.

I'm in the Stevens Point office today. I drove through an hour or so of fog. It was kinda pretty. Anyway, we had a soup and salad lunch for the staff today, with myself being in charge of the salad. I don't really know a lot of the people in this office well enough to have a conversation with them, so I sat at a crowed table and intensely stared at my meal. I'm just not good at breaking the ice. I'm so thankful that I'll never be in the dating scene. Anyway, I'm leaving in a few hours to stop by my parent's cottage (it's on the way home).

In the 5 hours I've been here, the partner two offices down from me has said "shit", "fucking a" and "fuck" into the phone with an outside voice. None of the times were these said out of anger. He's a pretty jolly guy.

I have onion breath, so you'd best keep your distance.

Edit: I also, apparently, have onion ass. So, watch yourself.

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What I like:

[lousy-timing.livejournal.com]

1) The fact that you called him 'a pretty jolly guy.' That made me laugh because it's a damn kind way to look at it.
2) 'Onion ass.' Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

I miss Wisconsin.

Re: What I like:

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for all the badmouthing it gets, it's a pretty nice place to live.

If only my wife shared your viewpoint on #2...