The opposite of 'take a shit' is 'shake a tit'.

[twicketface]

I think life would be a lot easier if we all just realized that some people are assholes, plain and simple.

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

People could wear buttons, like nametags, to tip people off not to waste their time on such silly prospects as reason and logic.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

Hey! You could set up a little e-business making said labels! You'r make millions!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

The key would be getting people to admit to it. Maybe I could market it as "Hey, do you know an asshole? Let the world know with this pin!"

Worth a shot.