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Some things I've been thinking about:

With regard to the phrase "I want to fuck you like an animal", do you take it to mean with animalistic urgency or to the degree in which one wants to engage in coitus with an animal? Because, that could really change the tempo of the date.

Why do people sign their own LJ entries?

Can you help me think of a new term to replace 'carbon copy' for use in regard to electronic mail?

Also, here:

theuglyvolvo -- Gas prices and how they're related to the newest Jennifer Lopez album

Gas comes from the Middle East. Jennifer Lopez comes from California. California is part of America. People in the Middle East hate America. As such, gas prices increase when Jennifer Lopez gets engaged due to fear of propogating the undertalented species.

wicketgate -- political stuff :)
I like the fact that Gore politically bitch-slapped Leiberman this morning. While Dean isn't perfect, I have less qualms about voting for him than I did for Gore. Kucinich is still my hero and I'm glad he's running as a Democrat, but four more years of Bush would be too much to bear.

zaxxon -- Robo-Jesus, savior to all of Robotkind.
I'm running Windows 98, so I can't get Robo-Jesus to boot up.

mysti -- What you would do for a Klondike bar.
Likely go to the store and exchange $0.89 for one.

nikki42 -- Whatever interests you.
Video games are fun. I like Max Payne and Diablo the best.

hateful_girl -- your wife
Marie is great. On our honeymoon we got this awesome fruit punch drink at the hotel we stayed at. So I, being the sneaky bastard, emailed them for the recipe and made it for our one year anniversary. Now she begs for it all the time. It's totally not hard and I should post the recipe sometime, but it calls for orange juice and we always forget to buy it. Wow, what an aimless, boring story. Also, Marie is very good at tackling me and knocking me unconcious.

harleyquinn -- what was going through your head during your wedding ceremony
I was doing everything I could not to cry. The tears were welling up and I was swallowing hard. It was just such a beautiful moment. Also, I was trying not to "get a boner or fucking fart or something" while at the alter. Mission accomplished.

luckydragongirl -- Cat adventures, or give them their own journal
Will do as their adventure increase.

Date: 2003-12-09 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com
Please, don't insult my home state. J. Ho (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000182/) is from New York, not California.

Date: 2003-12-09 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
She may be from New York, but she was created in Holywood.

Also, she was Maid in Manhattan.

And now, I must lie down.

Date: 2003-12-09 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com
Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got. She's still (she's still) Jenny from the Block.

Date: 2003-12-09 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
I heard that five people collaborated to write that song.

What the hell am I doing here? I should be lying down.

Date: 2003-12-09 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com
I heard that, after that song was released, she went back to the Block. She made little kids cry because she ignored them and acted like she was too good to be there.

Go lay down!

Date: 2003-12-09 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittee.livejournal.com
even when i was little and had a locked diary, i've always signed my name. i guess i write to the diary or whoever might be reading..

xoxo
kittee

Date: 2003-12-10 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
I like that you sign with the xoxo, it makes every entry like a love note.

Why do people sign their own LJ entries?

Date: 2003-12-09 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fingeringsolace.livejournal.com
i fucking hate that.

Date: 2003-12-09 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dudepower1982.livejournal.com
I have to agree about the Gore/Lieberman comments (although I think Gore is still secretly hoping for a run in 2008). But Dean would indeed be a refreshing change from the Clinton/Gore/Lieberman shit we've had to put up with for so long.

I still can't believe all the losers at Democratic Underground who spout the mantra of "Anybody But Dean." Some of them even contend that Willie Tanner is MORE liberal than The Good Doctor. Whatever.

Date: 2003-12-11 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hateful-girl.livejournal.com
thats so sweet.

Date: 2003-12-12 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robiewankenobie.livejournal.com
"With regard to the phrase "I want to fuck you like an animal", do you take it to mean with animalistic urgency or to the degree in which one wants to engage in coitus with an animal? Because, that could really change the tempo of the date."

important question...hmmmm....

Date: 2003-12-13 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
Even if it was coming from Tina Fey herself, I don't think I'd want to hear anyone say it to me.

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