She's standing naked, he's apologizing
Dec. 9th, 2003 04:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
twicketfaceSome things I've been thinking about:
With regard to the phrase "I want to fuck you like an animal", do you take it to mean with animalistic urgency or to the degree in which one wants to engage in coitus with an animal? Because, that could really change the tempo of the date.
Why do people sign their own LJ entries?
Can you help me think of a new term to replace 'carbon copy' for use in regard to electronic mail?
Also, here:
theuglyvolvo -- Gas prices and how they're related to the newest Jennifer Lopez album
Gas comes from the Middle East. Jennifer Lopez comes from California. California is part of America. People in the Middle East hate America. As such, gas prices increase when Jennifer Lopez gets engaged due to fear of propogating the undertalented species.
wicketgate -- political stuff :)
I like the fact that Gore politically bitch-slapped Leiberman this morning. While Dean isn't perfect, I have less qualms about voting for him than I did for Gore. Kucinich is still my hero and I'm glad he's running as a Democrat, but four more years of Bush would be too much to bear.
zaxxon -- Robo-Jesus, savior to all of Robotkind.
I'm running Windows 98, so I can't get Robo-Jesus to boot up.
mysti -- What you would do for a Klondike bar.
Likely go to the store and exchange $0.89 for one.
nikki42 -- Whatever interests you.
Video games are fun. I like Max Payne and Diablo the best.
hateful_girl -- your wife
Marie is great. On our honeymoon we got this awesome fruit punch drink at the hotel we stayed at. So I, being the sneaky bastard, emailed them for the recipe and made it for our one year anniversary. Now she begs for it all the time. It's totally not hard and I should post the recipe sometime, but it calls for orange juice and we always forget to buy it. Wow, what an aimless, boring story. Also, Marie is very good at tackling me and knocking me unconcious.
harleyquinn -- what was going through your head during your wedding ceremony
I was doing everything I could not to cry. The tears were welling up and I was swallowing hard. It was just such a beautiful moment. Also, I was trying not to "get a boner or fucking fart or something" while at the alter. Mission accomplished.
luckydragongirl -- Cat adventures, or give them their own journal
Will do as their adventure increase.
With regard to the phrase "I want to fuck you like an animal", do you take it to mean with animalistic urgency or to the degree in which one wants to engage in coitus with an animal? Because, that could really change the tempo of the date.
Why do people sign their own LJ entries?
Can you help me think of a new term to replace 'carbon copy' for use in regard to electronic mail?
Also, here:
theuglyvolvo -- Gas prices and how they're related to the newest Jennifer Lopez album
Gas comes from the Middle East. Jennifer Lopez comes from California. California is part of America. People in the Middle East hate America. As such, gas prices increase when Jennifer Lopez gets engaged due to fear of propogating the undertalented species.
wicketgate -- political stuff :)
I like the fact that Gore politically bitch-slapped Leiberman this morning. While Dean isn't perfect, I have less qualms about voting for him than I did for Gore. Kucinich is still my hero and I'm glad he's running as a Democrat, but four more years of Bush would be too much to bear.
zaxxon -- Robo-Jesus, savior to all of Robotkind.
I'm running Windows 98, so I can't get Robo-Jesus to boot up.
mysti -- What you would do for a Klondike bar.
Likely go to the store and exchange $0.89 for one.
nikki42 -- Whatever interests you.
Video games are fun. I like Max Payne and Diablo the best.
hateful_girl -- your wife
Marie is great. On our honeymoon we got this awesome fruit punch drink at the hotel we stayed at. So I, being the sneaky bastard, emailed them for the recipe and made it for our one year anniversary. Now she begs for it all the time. It's totally not hard and I should post the recipe sometime, but it calls for orange juice and we always forget to buy it. Wow, what an aimless, boring story. Also, Marie is very good at tackling me and knocking me unconcious.
harleyquinn -- what was going through your head during your wedding ceremony
I was doing everything I could not to cry. The tears were welling up and I was swallowing hard. It was just such a beautiful moment. Also, I was trying not to "get a boner or fucking fart or something" while at the alter. Mission accomplished.
luckydragongirl -- Cat adventures, or give them their own journal
Will do as their adventure increase.
