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My boss (the one that rhymes with bitch) came out and raised her hand to me, as if I was to give her a hi-five. The reason? She got her board of director meeting minutes finished early. And believe me, the thought of wiffing on the hi-five and smacking her in the head crossed my mind, but I was a good little pion and complied. I couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough to wash up.

Last night I had supper and then went to the Y. My fears were confirmed, as it was pretty busy and crowded. I still found an open treadmill and pounded away for 25 minutes. I found a new program where it doesn't count the time unless you're in your target heart rate. Sticking to that should lead to more visible improvements.

Headed home, kicked out some Max Payne and was in bed by about 8:30. Marie and I read Calvin and Hobbes books together, which is by far the cutest thing I've done in a long time.

Today is pretty slow, but it is going by rather quickly. I've got some errands to run tomorrow before the party, but this will be a glorious weekend. Pictures will be posted and names will not be changed to protect the slutty.

This made me smile: Beginning January 2003, Futurama repeats will air Monday through Thursday as a part of the channel’s edgy Adult Swim programming. Home Movies and Futurama. Heaven on Earth, thy name is Adult Swim.

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Thinks I Am...
My Father thinks I am: a good son
My Mother thinks I am: a special person
My sister thinks I am: No Sisters
My brother thinks I am: competition
My grandma thinks I am: a shining example of what a grandson should be
My Grandpa thinks I am: capable of running the world
My Girlfriend/Boyfriend thinks I am: beyond help, but she tries
My best friend thinks I am: funny

All About You....
+three best qualities = open minded, inquisitive, true to my convictions
+three worst qualities = judgemental, selfish and lazy
+three things you are often complimented for = my advice-giving skills, my attitude and my handsome penis
+a compliment you got that made you blush = I tend to downplay most compliments or turn it back around on the compliment-giver
+you get embarrassed when = I realize the time I've wasted or stupid things I've said/done
+what makes you happy = Marie and realizing that I've got the life I want, for the most part
+upsets you = the state of the world when compared to the potential of the world

Yes or No....
+you keep a diary = you're looking at it, bub
+you like to cook = hell yeah.
+you have a secret you have not shared with anyone = I don't really have other people's secrets. Most of it is shared between a select group of people
+you fold your underwear = No, but Marie does. Ok, sometimes I do.
+you talk in your sleep = No
+you set your watch a few minutes ahead = replace 'watch' with 'clock' and you've got me
+you bite your fingernails = Never picked up on that habit

The Last...
x. movie you bought = For myself - Dogma. For someone else - BlackHawk Down for my brother's birthday in August.
x. song you listened to = Double Standard - face to face
x. song that was stuck in your head = That damn "Dum da da dum" jingle from the V8 commercials.
x. CD you bought = Alkaline Trio - goddam*it and Alkaline Trio - Maybe I'll Catch Fire (both at once, you see)
x. CD you listened to = Reggie and the Full Effect - Greatest Hits '84-'87
x. person you've called = Brian, last weekend.
x. TV show you've watched = Newsradio (first and last episode), this morning

Do...
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = I'd like Wisconsin to be warmer. I rather like it here, but fantasize about living on the West Coast.
x. you think about suicide = Yes
x. you believe in online dating = To a degree.
x. others find you attractive = A girl at work flirts with me, but she flirts with everybody.
x. you want more piercings = No, I'll stay hole free
x. you want more tattoos = undecided
x. you drink = as long as it's non-alcoholic and non-cream soda
x. you do drugs = No.
x. you smoke = Only my pelvis between the sheets
x. you like cleaning = Yes, but I don't do it enough
x. you like roller coasters = I would thoroughly enjoy a roller coaster in my backyard
x. you write in cursive or print = Print. I don't think I can do cursive anymore.
x. you carry a donor card = Yes

Have you...
x. ever cried over a boy/girl = Yes, but not often. This is a good thing
x. ever lied to someone = Yes, of course. I try to be as truthful as possible, but sometimes I have to manipulate words
x. ever been in a fist fight = No violence for me. Wrasslin' with my brother on occasion, but not for a while
x. ever been arrested = No. Almost got the beat down for jumping the turnstyles in New Jersey, but cooler heads prevailed

What...
x. shampoo do you use = Right now I'm on a Finese kick, but just because it was on sale
x. perfume/cologne do you use = None, but I'm starting to feel like I'd like some.
x. shoes do you wear = Whatever's big enough
x. are you scared of = being alone, war, cruelty

Number...
x. of times I have been in love? Just once.
x. of times I have had my heart broken? Probably a few times
x. of hearts I have broken? Not a single one, by my count
x. of boys I have kissed? One or two. But just on the cheek.
x. of people I've slept with? In a bumping uglies sense? Just one special little lady
x. of people I consider my enemies? I don't haven any enemies, at least ones I know of.
x. of people from high school that I stayed in contact with? A good many. Probably more than most
x. of CDs' that I own? I'd guess about 150 or 175. Of those, a good 85% are of the non-burned variety.
x. of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? At least five times (HS grad, College grad, engagement announcement, marriage announcement, and some article about human resource practices in the local area)
x. of things in my past that I regret? 2. one is a former relationship, and one is a former job.

Brian is Born!!
Brian is a star forward of the Columbus Crew MLS soccer team.
Brian is an avid believer in controlling one’s own destiny, daily goal-planning, hard work, and perseverance.
Brian is hoping for first major medal.
Brian is President of Carey Theological College and Associate Professor of Applied Theology.
Brian is an extremely private person.
Brian is an Arsonist
BRIAN IS GONE BUT Civ3 IS STILL GOING STRONG
Brian is an idiot!
Brian is the world, he is god, he is life, he is beauty.
Brian is marrying me.
Brian Is Silicon Chef.
Brian is famous, and that makes us interested, and he's charming in print as well as in person, so we engage him comfortably.
Brian is a Rock Star
Brian Is An 8-1
Brian is now 13th in Bowman Gray Stadium season points.
Brian is an Java columnist, book author, conference guest speaker, inventory, consultant and instructor.
BRIAN IS A SCAMMMER CROOK!!!
Brian is appearing in an independent film called DREAMERS
Brian is in Pakistan fighting the war between Pakistan and India.
Brian is charged with stalking Charles Nelson Reilly.
Brian is a Rock Star
Brian is now 9.
Brian is Dilbert.
Brian is retired from a long and good career in computing at Shell's Scotford Refinery near Edmonton, Alberta.
Brian is a pure percussionist
Brian is My Blog God
Brian is very enthusiastic.
Brian is outstanding.
Brian is now only using a catheter bag just at night time.
Brian is gay
Brian is not a monkey like me though, because he has to cut all his hair to be in Navy ROTC.
Brian is currently licensed to practice law both in Missouri and Kansas.
Brian is a bright, outgoing boy with lots of friends.
Brian is not in need of money, nor fame.
Brian is constantly talking.
Brian is funny sometimes, but can get very irritating.
Brian is liked by a lot of people because of the way he acts.
Brian is scrambling to meet the yearly taxes, and he desperately needs money.
Brian is bisexual (and likes to confuse people).
Brian is enclosed in a pyramid when torches are inserted.
Brian is a part time maker who eventually started to make knives after many years of collecting.
Brian is available now for bookings all over the South
Brian is as a composer of both acoustic and electronic art music.
Brian is MALE.
Brian is varnishing his toe nails.
Brian is very engaging and personable.
Brian is rumored to play Anakin Skywalker
Brian is one of the few people in the business who does not slag off other comedians
Brian is second in from the right.
Brian is one of the greatest skaters of the past two decades, with major accomplishments at all levels of the sport.
Brian is officially classed as a running back
Brian is the guy every gay guy wants, is, or wants to be.
Brian is now thirteen years old!
Brian is a young Black Labrador.
Brian is out on back lawn doing push-ups in the rain.
Brian is lightning quick for a man his size and should make an instant impact
Brian is not a hairdresser.
Brian is the current #1 ranked US judo athlete in the 90kg.
Brian is a religious satire that does not target specific religions or religious leaders
Brian is the author of ten books, and continues a ministry of writing and itinerant preaching.
Brian is one of the Southeast’s most in-demand freelance drummers
Brian is totally into "tubber" time!
Brian is the harsh and cold one
Brian is trying to atone for Placebo's past sins toward men, women and livestock.
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman
Brian is available for one-to-one or group lessons.
Brian is currently employed as a top used car salesman in Southern California.
Brian is probably my best friend.
Brian is a member of the Red Cross Celebrity Cabinet.
Brian is confused and angry about his parents divorce and wishes it never took place.
Brian is one of the finest comedies of the last twenty years.
Brian is exceptionally happy to announce his new endorsement relationship with Mesa Boogie.
Brian is the cleverest man in Britain.
Brian is having a conversation
Brian is continually adding new material to his repertoire.
Brian is the coolest
Brian is an avid golf and tennis player.
Brian is a graduate of Samford University in Birmingham, AL.
Brian is def gonna be the next big thing!

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[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

i use finesse shampoo too but don't tell anyone because girls are supposed to keep the reasons they smell good a secret. i put some other junk in my hair too to decurlyizeify it, and it smells good also, so i guess i am not telling the whole secret, just part of it.

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