Bring on the titty

[twicketface]

Ok, just kidding. Tonight is my bachelor party. I'm excited and looking forward to it. Mini golf. Dinner. Video games. Poker. All with my best friends. How can I go wrong? It feels a little weird to have a bachelor party, since they are usually representative of 'one last hurrah before my wife takes over my life', but it ain't like that. Not with Marie and I anyway.

Had my first full shift at Camper last night, it was pretty okay. I ate too many peanut butter M&Ms. There were shitloads of bugs out, which was annoying. We've got bug spray, but there are just too many of them.

We also got our marriage license in the mail two days ago. Woo hoo! Never thought a $70 piece of paper would be so official looking.

Ok, I've got to get my stinky behind into the shower and into work, since I'm able to leave at 3pm to get ready for the par-tay.

Random thoughts of the day:
Please don't get breast implants. They are phony and gross.

Sitting around naked is rather enjoyable for me.

Punk-O-Rama 6 is a pretty good disc. How can you go wrong for $4?

JSBSB will now be released on August 22nd. Prepare for the ultimate movie experience. Anybody want to come with me?

Comments

[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

I am so very excited for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

I wanted to buy the "Fly Fat-Ass, Fly!" shirt from viewaskew.com, but it only comes in men's extra large sizes and I am a very small girl. It doesn't work out well for me.

I wrote to Kevin Smith complaining about the fact that he must think all fans of his movies must be fat men and told him to consider a wider demographic for his t-shirt sales.

I have, so far, recieved no response.

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I got the Fly Fat-Ass Fly shirt. It was before I had a credit card, so Marie had to order it for me. She called the number and it was just an answering machine, so she left a message. They interpreted her request for an XXL shirt as an XL shirt, and thus, it's too small for my 'fat ass'. Sigh. Oh well, maybe all these 12 hour days will make me sweat off a few lbs.

Keep harassing Kevin. Maybe mailing a regular letter would draw more attention than an email (assuming it was an email you sent). I emailed them after my ViewAskew keychain broke (it was the Monday night Packers/Vikings football game in which Antonio Freeman had an unbelievable catch and scored the winning touchdown. I threw down my clump of keys in celebatory glee, and the VA emblam snapped right off. I emailed for a replacement but got lambasted by one of the workers because I broke it myself and I had purchased over a year prior to it's breakage. Fascists!

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[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

One would think that Kevin Smith would be pleased that a small female would enjoy his work and thus provide her with clothing.

I will continue to harrass him.

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Maybe post-JSBSB he will get his act together and get around to answering complaints.

How does hair know when to stop growing?

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[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

I don't think it ever does, they tell me hair grows post-humously.

(I can't spell)

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

That conjures up pictures of hairy corpses. Ick.

[reject.livejournal.com]

I'll come down to see it with you. For real.

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Awesome. It's a Wednesday night (pushed back instead of Friday night). That would be great if you could join us!

[reject.livejournal.com]

I'll give 'er my damnedest