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twicketfaceYou know when you get something mail order and it's a smaller company and they give you a polite receipt and write "Thanks Brian (or your name, whatever that may be)!" and you feel important or that you know them beyond the consumer level? I like that. I like that a lot.
A Godzilla-sized thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
reject for recommending I become on the receiving end of "Burn Collector". Sincerely great.
Marie's home. Ahhh. Sweet comfort.
swiped fromso_gracefully with reckless abandon
1. which song do you wish was written about you?
I'd like to write a song about myself, but I'm not that talented. Probably a face to face song, because they rule like homeschool
2. which book character would you like to have been?
I don't read much fiction. Maybe Gargamel? He would've been fun to emulate.
3. what is the most played cd in your whole collection?
Either Emergency & I/Dismemberment Plan, Dookie/Green Day or face to face/face to face.
4. what's your favourite day of the week and why?
I rather like Saturdays. The only day you can really do what you want and be able to sleep it off the next day.
5. what is your shortest relationship?
I thinK I went out with a girl for about 15 minutes in 4th grade? She kissed me on the playground and then dumped me. Last I heard, she likes girls now. Her first name rhymed with Farter, so I guess it's all for the best
6. how many dead people have you seen?
Real dead people? About 4 or 5, with my great-grandmother being the only one I was related to.
7. what is your favourite finger and why?
Pinky.
8. quote me something from memory..
I do.
-August 4th, 2001
9. the KLF burning one million pounds, genius or pathetic?
genthetic
10. the last thing you said to one of your parents was?
"Have a good week of vacation, thanks for the homemade soup"
11. when was the last time you threw up?
I spent some quality time with the toilet about 18 months ago. A few sphincters were going off at the same time. I hope you're reading this after lunch.
12. please please tell me now, is there something i should know?
I ripped my sock today. I was hurrying to get back to work after going to a job interview. Ripped it big time.
13. guess how old you'll live to..
I'm guessing into the 90s. Modern medicine is a crap shoot
14. and on your gravestone it will say?
"Oops, we at the gravestone factory fucked up. Brian was actually creamated. Our bad!!"
15. what is your greatest fear?
Not fulfilling my total potential.
16. who is your worst enemy?
As opposed to my best enemy? I think time is, in some way, everyone's enemy.
17. what colour are your socks today?
white, gray and ripped. Thanks for opening up that wound again, asswipe.
18. is fat a feminist issue or a three letter word?
Pass
19. what's your favourite colour of spaceship?
Metallic pea
20. Tom Cruise's braces, 'go Tom!' or 'what a dork'?
Speaking as a former braces owner, I think they are dorky. I'd rather have some character to my teeth than perfect whites (you know, whatso_gracefully said)
21. fact or fiction?
A little from Column A and a little from Column B
22. found it, found it and lost it, or still looking for it?
I never really had it, so still looking for it
23. the livejournal user i most want to hug is?
Hands-down,xjustinx. A ticket on the Ogden train would be worth it's weight in gold
24. what's on your bedside table?
Lamp, stale water, books and binders, probably some hair
25. what's the geekiest part of your music collection?
The fact that I used to have Bryan Adams, Genesis and Boyz II Men in it. Emphasis on "used to"
26. what do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
I usually sleep through the night. I'm big on not sleeping until my teeth are brushed, so that would just complicate matters
27. what is your secret guaranteed weeping film?
I rarely ever cry (except when I get married), but I Am Sam left nary a dry eye in the moviehaus
28. if you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Gimme some boobs.
29. do you have a completely irrational fear?
I have a fear that when I'm up high or on a bridge or something the slightly odd urge to throw my self off. Not toss my self off, throw my self off. Like if I stand to close to the edge I'll be taken over by myself. It's gotten better in recent years, but still strikes me now and again.
30. what is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
My heart thudding in my chest, probably.
31. do you ever have to beg?
I ain't too proud to be.
32. do you have too many love interests?
Just the right amount
33. do you know anyone famous?
I met Lewis Black and the rockers from face to face. I also talked tovegasdemilo on the air of her radio station. She counts, right?
34. describe your bed:
It's a king sized bed, which is awesome. Two pillows (squishy for Marie, firmer for me), striped sheets with a black/white kinda tanish stripped comforter. It's got one of those runners that hangs down in the front so you can't see under the bed and the very infrequent times I vacuum I get it caught there. I also have issues with the fitted sheet. If there is any give to it, I practically can't sleep. I need my fitted sheet to be snug like a bug in a rug chugging drugs
35. spontaneous or plan?
plan, mostly
36. who should play you in a movie about your life?
Jason Lee. He'd make me seem much cooler
37. do you know how to play poker?
Yes. The sport of kings
38. what do you carry with you at all times?
keys and wallet. I'd like to carry around my face to face lighter, but since I have no practical use for it, I don't.
39. how do you drive?
About 3-5 mph over the limit, windows down and radio (broken) off. One arm out the window and the other on the wheel. I think I'm a very careful driver
40. what do you miss most about being little?
Having no responsibilities and a strong imagination
41. are you happy with your given name?
It gets a little dorky in the middle, but overall yes.
42. how much money would it take to get you to give up the internet for a year?
quite a bit. I'm still (and always will be) an email junkie.
43. what colour is your bedroom?
White walls with cream carpeting with mysterious orange stains on it (damnit!)
44. what was the last song you were listening to?
I heart a magician - Dismemberment Plan
45. have you ever been in a school play?
I was Hansel in 5th grade with Megan Suarez playing Gretal (now that's a terrible name). At one point she was supposed to cower behind me when we were in the forest and she would always grab me
by the shoulders (she was behind me) and pull down as hard as she could. Her acting interpretation of "cowering" left a lot to be desired. I had the coolest outfit. Now that I've been blessed with a working scanner, I'll have to dig up pictures.
46. who are your best friends?
You know who you are
47. have you ever been in love?
Doi!
48. do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
I have grown to like myself and I believe in myself in a lot of different ways. I get frustrated easily but it's a work in progress (like most things)
49. have you ever done any illegal drugs?
I don't even do legal drugs
50. do you think you're cute?
I'm more handsome than cute. But ask Marie, she would know better
51. do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Unfortunately, not consistantly.
52. do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?
wife, self, friends, mostly in that order.
A Godzilla-sized thanks to
reject for recommending I become on the receiving end of "Burn Collector". Sincerely great. Marie's home. Ahhh. Sweet comfort.
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so_gracefully with reckless abandon1. which song do you wish was written about you?
I'd like to write a song about myself, but I'm not that talented. Probably a face to face song, because they rule like homeschool
2. which book character would you like to have been?
I don't read much fiction. Maybe Gargamel? He would've been fun to emulate.
3. what is the most played cd in your whole collection?
Either Emergency & I/Dismemberment Plan, Dookie/Green Day or face to face/face to face.
4. what's your favourite day of the week and why?
I rather like Saturdays. The only day you can really do what you want and be able to sleep it off the next day.
5. what is your shortest relationship?
I thinK I went out with a girl for about 15 minutes in 4th grade? She kissed me on the playground and then dumped me. Last I heard, she likes girls now. Her first name rhymed with Farter, so I guess it's all for the best
6. how many dead people have you seen?
Real dead people? About 4 or 5, with my great-grandmother being the only one I was related to.
7. what is your favourite finger and why?
Pinky.
8. quote me something from memory..
I do.
-August 4th, 2001
9. the KLF burning one million pounds, genius or pathetic?
genthetic
10. the last thing you said to one of your parents was?
"Have a good week of vacation, thanks for the homemade soup"
11. when was the last time you threw up?
I spent some quality time with the toilet about 18 months ago. A few sphincters were going off at the same time. I hope you're reading this after lunch.
12. please please tell me now, is there something i should know?
I ripped my sock today. I was hurrying to get back to work after going to a job interview. Ripped it big time.
13. guess how old you'll live to..
I'm guessing into the 90s. Modern medicine is a crap shoot
14. and on your gravestone it will say?
"Oops, we at the gravestone factory fucked up. Brian was actually creamated. Our bad!!"
15. what is your greatest fear?
Not fulfilling my total potential.
16. who is your worst enemy?
As opposed to my best enemy? I think time is, in some way, everyone's enemy.
17. what colour are your socks today?
white, gray and ripped. Thanks for opening up that wound again, asswipe.
18. is fat a feminist issue or a three letter word?
Pass
19. what's your favourite colour of spaceship?
Metallic pea
20. Tom Cruise's braces, 'go Tom!' or 'what a dork'?
Speaking as a former braces owner, I think they are dorky. I'd rather have some character to my teeth than perfect whites (you know, what
so_gracefully said)21. fact or fiction?
A little from Column A and a little from Column B
22. found it, found it and lost it, or still looking for it?
I never really had it, so still looking for it
23. the livejournal user i most want to hug is?
Hands-down,
xjustinx. A ticket on the Ogden train would be worth it's weight in gold24. what's on your bedside table?
Lamp, stale water, books and binders, probably some hair
25. what's the geekiest part of your music collection?
The fact that I used to have Bryan Adams, Genesis and Boyz II Men in it. Emphasis on "used to"
26. what do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
I usually sleep through the night. I'm big on not sleeping until my teeth are brushed, so that would just complicate matters
27. what is your secret guaranteed weeping film?
I rarely ever cry (except when I get married), but I Am Sam left nary a dry eye in the moviehaus
28. if you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Gimme some boobs.
29. do you have a completely irrational fear?
I have a fear that when I'm up high or on a bridge or something the slightly odd urge to throw my self off. Not toss my self off, throw my self off. Like if I stand to close to the edge I'll be taken over by myself. It's gotten better in recent years, but still strikes me now and again.
30. what is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
My heart thudding in my chest, probably.
31. do you ever have to beg?
I ain't too proud to be.
32. do you have too many love interests?
Just the right amount
33. do you know anyone famous?
I met Lewis Black and the rockers from face to face. I also talked to
vegasdemilo on the air of her radio station. She counts, right?34. describe your bed:
It's a king sized bed, which is awesome. Two pillows (squishy for Marie, firmer for me), striped sheets with a black/white kinda tanish stripped comforter. It's got one of those runners that hangs down in the front so you can't see under the bed and the very infrequent times I vacuum I get it caught there. I also have issues with the fitted sheet. If there is any give to it, I practically can't sleep. I need my fitted sheet to be snug like a bug in a rug chugging drugs
35. spontaneous or plan?
plan, mostly
36. who should play you in a movie about your life?
Jason Lee. He'd make me seem much cooler
37. do you know how to play poker?
Yes. The sport of kings
38. what do you carry with you at all times?
keys and wallet. I'd like to carry around my face to face lighter, but since I have no practical use for it, I don't.
39. how do you drive?
About 3-5 mph over the limit, windows down and radio (broken) off. One arm out the window and the other on the wheel. I think I'm a very careful driver
40. what do you miss most about being little?
Having no responsibilities and a strong imagination
41. are you happy with your given name?
It gets a little dorky in the middle, but overall yes.
42. how much money would it take to get you to give up the internet for a year?
quite a bit. I'm still (and always will be) an email junkie.
43. what colour is your bedroom?
White walls with cream carpeting with mysterious orange stains on it (damnit!)
44. what was the last song you were listening to?
I heart a magician - Dismemberment Plan
45. have you ever been in a school play?
I was Hansel in 5th grade with Megan Suarez playing Gretal (now that's a terrible name). At one point she was supposed to cower behind me when we were in the forest and she would always grab me
by the shoulders (she was behind me) and pull down as hard as she could. Her acting interpretation of "cowering" left a lot to be desired. I had the coolest outfit. Now that I've been blessed with a working scanner, I'll have to dig up pictures.
46. who are your best friends?
You know who you are
47. have you ever been in love?
Doi!
48. do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
I have grown to like myself and I believe in myself in a lot of different ways. I get frustrated easily but it's a work in progress (like most things)
49. have you ever done any illegal drugs?
I don't even do legal drugs
50. do you think you're cute?
I'm more handsome than cute. But ask Marie, she would know better
51. do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Unfortunately, not consistantly.
52. do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?
wife, self, friends, mostly in that order.
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Date: 2002-07-12 07:14 pm (UTC)I'm on issue #9 of Burn Collector, really great. Thanks again!
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