Happiness is...

[twicketface]

an extra $400 on your federal tax return, with a note saying "The enclosed amount does not match your tax return. It is more. If it is our mistake, you will be charged interest. If it was your mistake, go out and spend it. In fact, spend it either way. Saving money is for terrorists."

Is it wrong to hope for dead leaves on a plant, just so you can pick them off? I think so.

At the risk of sounding un-cool, I have fallen in love with Pearl Jam all over again.

Before I die, I will take drum lessons and I will learn how to take a decent picture.

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

The silver vertical streak on the left side of the picture is duct tape. I duct taped my curtains shut because otherwise too much light would get into my room in the morning. I cannot sleep unless is really dark. That picture was from my dorm room, 2 years ago.

You sent me bagels, how could I behead you?

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[blue-sunshine.livejournal.com]

You don't KNOW that they're bagels. My, how quickly you assume. Maybe I sent you a box of my poo pellets...maybe I sent you carrots...maybe I sent you a couple lasagnas. I want you to pretend to be surprised (even when you can smell the horrid onion scent permeating the air before the box is even opened--the post office patrons around me loved that one).

Not a bagel-sender--d

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

A box of your poo pellets?

Now who's the scared one...?