Technology, like government, actively roots for your ignorance

[twicketface]

If you read this, even if i don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Or, even if it didn't happen, but something cool that you can imagine happened. Like saving a baby from a burning building or kicking Tucker Carlson squarely in the nuts. Then post this in your journal. See what people remember about you.

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I think back on this often. And laugh and laugh.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

I remember that time, several years ago, Twicket and I visited the MTV offices to pitch that show we'd been working on. Twicket told Carson Daly he'd get him a glass of water but really gave him a glass of straight everclear. And Carson totally took it and took a big mouthful of it before realizing what he'd done and then spit it up everywhere. Then he was gagging and kind of choking for a good ten minutes.

Man.
Good times.

Re: I think back on this often. And laugh and laugh.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

PS. I read the rules.
I deemed them "inferior."

Re: I think back on this often. And laugh and laugh.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

That was so great. I remember Kennedy just stood there with her big, dumb Republican mouth open, not sure what to do or say.

Re: I think back on this often. And laugh and laugh.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

I mean, honestly.
You'd think someone wearing blue lipstick would have been able to see the humor in that...

[htothem.livejournal.com]

My favorite memory of you is the wink you gave me as I was taking my oath of office. Those peons didn't know what was about to hit them.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

It was a glorious moment of potential and beauty.

[zaxxon.livejournal.com]

I remember that time you posted "Dad said, 'Son you're fucking high'" as the title of your post.

And I commented that it was a line from the song "Army" by Ben Folds Five.

And after I posted that, I went and listened to "Army" by Ben Folds Five seventeen times in a row.

And then I joined the Army.

I'm posting this now from Fallujah.

Or the library.

One of the two, I don't remember. Either Fallujah, or a library.

Don't hang me on details. I'm a "big picture" person.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Do you see sand? That should help, unless your library is hosting the children's safari activity week.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

I saw you kick Ann Coulter squah in the nuts.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

They were huge!

[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

I remember playing cribbage with you online.
You beat me most of the time, but you never skunked me. Not ever.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I remember that you kicked me hinder the first time and did a victory dance.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

I remember that Marie broke up with somebody to be with you. That really rocks.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I read that as "I remember Marie broke up with you (meaning moi) to be with me (meaning you)." That really rocks.

Then, my head exploded.

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

i remember when we ran for General Rulers Of All That Exists, and won unanimously. and we celebrated with many, many cookies for all.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

You make the best cookies (and General Ruler)!

Also, remember when Burning Airlines reformed for us and had that three hour concert and we just couldn't stop dancing?

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

that was a wonderful time. i especially liked the travis morrison solo set that night too, in which he just whispered to us and asked what songs we wanted to hear, and we made the whole set list.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

And then, afterwards Ben and Jerry came by to give us our lifetime memberships to the free ice cream forever club.

I can't believe I didn't blog about it!

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

that sword fight with Hitler was pretty amazing.

C

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Let's not downplay the killer tic-tac-toe battle you had with Reagan.

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah... but we're talking about you here-- I didn't want to toot my own horn!

after all, it is pretty easy to beat someone at tic-tac-toe when they are in the final stages of Alzheimers...


(...was that just too mean spirited??? I mean, we are joking about Reagan- so I don't know if it's possible to be too mean spirited... oh well. I have no regrets!)

C

God, where do I begin?

[pooplord.livejournal.com]

First I came to your Wisconsin mansion to organize your library. You said I could stay, so I did -- you had even installed a Murphy Bed for me in the study, which pulled out by pressing a switch that slid the cavernous solid wood bookcases apart. What I didn't expect was that when I pressed the switch for the first time, both Dave Grohl AND Jason Lee were waiting for me in the nook behind the bookcases! Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, that was a fun week. I'll never forget it. You know me too well!

Re: God, where do I begin?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I curse the fact that my digital camera was broken that whole weekend.

Still, I think the stains give the study a look of sophistication.