Just won an award!

[twicketface]

I forgot to put on deodorant this morning.

I see absolutely no possibility of John Kerry losing the election.

I'm not sure if these two events are related.

Comments

[amanda-mary.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should avoid deodarant until November 3, just to be certain ...

[airscale.livejournal.com]

So if his deodorant controls the outcome of the election, maybe his mouthwash can make them debate the issues. Toothpaste could control the amount of attack ad's each of them run and you can use dental floss to gauge the attention span of the nation.

Maybe it's time Twicket starting using Preperation H, that way we could end this pain the ass election year. =)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I'm open to using any hygenical product to put an end to the suffering.

Except those new disposable finger toothbrush slide-on dealies. Those are just fucking stupid.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

It begs the question "What would send more people fleeing to Canada - 4 more years of Dubya or Brian's unholy underarm stench?"

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Whenever I forget deodorant, I'm secretly pleased. I like that I may be offensive, but no one will say anything about it. It's so unfeminine too. Of course, this is only fun if it's a once in a while thing.

At least you're right next to Canada if he does lose.

[bobwhite.livejournal.com]

That's one of those threats you don't want to throw out. The Baldwin's made it, and I secretly think some Americans voted for Bush just to see if they would leave and stop beating up our Nation's blonde women and drinking our precious scotch.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Leave that for the Kennedys.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

And snorting our coke. That stuff is hard to import!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I keep trying to nonchalantly sniff my pits, but someone is always walking into my office, so I have to make like I'm wiping my mouth on my sleeve.

They're so onto me.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

OH! ONE OF THOSE FANCY PEOPLE WHO SHOWERS.

STOP OPPRESSING ME!!

[maeincarnate.livejournal.com]

Jeez, Screaming Turtle. You could at least put your arms down. We don't all have to suffer the fonk.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

[maeincarnate.livejournal.com]

WHO'S SCREAMING NOW VILE REPTILE?!?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I'm trying some of the more natural types, but have yet to find anything that works longer than two weeks.

Perhaps taping hotel soaps to my pits would put an end to the madness.

Then I'd surely be single

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

No, most deodorants only work for about two weeks for me before my stench eats right through the layer of protection.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

How hot would it be if these were correlated? What if, by forgetting deodorant, you could make things happen?

"Hey, B, I'd really like to win the lottery tonight. Could you forget to put on deodorant? Thanks!"