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brian is a bitch and i have pics
brian is a cockbite
brian is a homosexual
brian is a huge
brian is a little goofy
brian is a punk
brian is a sex god
brian is a survivor of an airplane crash leaving him alone and desolate in the canadian wilderness
brian is an 8
brian is an asshole
brian is an avid believer in controlling one's own destiny
brian is an idiot
brian is charged with three counts of forgery
brian is constantly talking
brian is correct
brian is currently licensed to practice law both in missouri and kansas
brian is enclosed in a pyramid when torches are inserted
brian is exceptionally happy to announce his new endorsement relationship with mesa boogie
brian is funnier than mallrats
brian is naughty amatuer bikini
brian is not in need of money
brian is off to thailand
brian is one of more than 400 patients who have survived life
brian is open to suggestions
brian is rumored to play anakin skywalker
brian is russia bound for world karate championships
brian is the #20 most common male name
brian is the youngest of two boys
brian is third from the right on the back row
brian is unable to communicate all his feelings
brian is vastly superior to brad (no, I did NOT make this one up!)
brian is very engaging and personable
brian is warning voyeurs