I even had a dream last night I was being stalked. htothem, are you really two black teens?

[twicketface]

twicketface's LJ stalker is htothem!

htothem is stalking you because they have you confused with someone else whom they love. They are also not very liked around here!

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DVDs arrive today.

It's very hot in my office.

My performance review will likely be next week, with my Milwaukee boss probably making a trip here to deliver it.

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[htothem.livejournal.com]

I'm not liked? Ouch.

Also, please ignore that clicking you hear on your telephone.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I couldn't believe it either. Perhaps your pamphlet will help give you comfort.

Anything beats Christopher Cross...

[htothem.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to have high self-esteem when you keep knocking me down?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

You would ask a question like that, wouldn't you? What ever do you mean?

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, I accidentally stalk you only to find out you don't even like me. That doesn't make me feel like a big winner.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I thought that, by pretending to not like you, it would only cause you to stalk me more. If I accurately admitted the level at which you rock, the fun of stalking would be significantly reduced.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

I think now it just changes, so that I stalk you, but you're a bit more exhibitionist (not in the dirty way) about it.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Deal.

I'm sure that my too-small underwear has now taken up residence on your Unholy Altar of the Unseen. Or your head.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

That was sheer stalker gold. Are you having any other underwear "issues" you want to tell me about?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I will be going on a clothing shopping spree soon, so other articles might be available in the next few weeks.

I don't think I've bought new clothes in at least a year.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

I should send you one of my J Crew catalogs. I always like to circle the stuff I think will look hot on guys in the hopes that Don will start wearing it. If I send it to you, then you can buy it and send me pictures. That will further my stalking cause in two ways (having your address and having pictures). Then Don will get jealous and he'll have to buy hot clothes. It will be awesome.