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twicketface ([personal profile] twicketface) wrote2004-05-27 01:27 pm

[identity profile] pooplord.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Who starts a diet plan after gaining EIGHT POUNDS?

And what is he, like, 5'4" or something if he's 140# with a 32-inch waistline? Sounds like somebody's suing out of discontent from being short!

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
I diet if I gain a pound over my acceptable weight range (which has a 4 pound spread). I think that constant vigilance is key to long-term thinness.

On the flip side, if I unintentionally lose too much weight (as happened recently), then I get to eat two lunches, one of which must include ice cream.

[identity profile] pooplord.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
...and especially ice cream cake! Was it delicious?

I'm ten pounds heavier than I was a few years ago, and I don't give a shit. I prefer exercise to dieting, at any rate. Big fan of eating lots and working it all off.

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just not that into food, so it's pretty easy for me to diet.

[identity profile] so-gracefully.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
i'm sorry, people who look at that diet and think, "why yes, that looks healthy!!" deserve the clogged arteries and ketosis and heart disease and kidney failure. it would be so much easier to just read a basic health textbook and realize that PEOPLE NEED CARBOHYDRATES TO FUNCTION, and FAT IN MASSIVE AMOUNTS IS BAD FOR YOU.

[identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Right. So what if we've learned that eating too much red meat, eggs, and bacon is bad for us? Atkins says I'll lose weight if I have a burger of that, as long as I don't eat the bun! Losing weight = I'm healthy! Yay!

I'm always reminded of one of my mom's lectures: "You can eat whatever you want, but you have to do it in moderation."

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
This doesn't really relate, but my dad has a cool saying. "Everything in moderation, including moderation."

[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Your dad is one righteous dude.

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
He so is. Not only did he write about beer for a living (making my very popular in college) and now write about outdoors stuff, but he also plays soccer for a league and bass guitar for a blues band. He's one of my best friends.

[identity profile] so-gracefully.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
that's exactly it. when did losing weight quickly become tantamount to health?? hey, when i was in high school, i developed an anxiety disorder and couldn't eat anything but saltines, and i lost thirty pounds in a month! if i can do it, so can you! so scary.

[identity profile] shawnj.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Atkins says I'll lose weight if I have a burger of that, as long as I don't eat the bun! Losing weight = I'm healthy! Yay!


Yeah, that's not like, a gross oversimplification of what the first part of Atkins is (http://atkins.com/Archive/2001/12/15-464579.html).

[identity profile] hexkitten.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It is, however, what I've observed of just about every person I've known who has been on Atkins. Take that! SHNICKA! SHNICKA! Berserker style!

Just like Wolverine.

[identity profile] myserie.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's a lack of education that causes these things to happen. Someone says eating a certain way is good, but then 5 years down the road, studies show you will drop dead if you eat those foods.

Mr atkins was not a healthy man when he made this diet, nor was he his target weight when he died. I think that just goes to show you.

[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard that the diet was originally intended for the severely overweight as a rapid way to lose weight to the point where they could exercise safely.

In any event, carbs are delicious.

[identity profile] pooplord.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the one thing that everyone always seems to forget about Atkins -- it was only ever intended, as far as I know, for SEVERELY overweight people. Indeed.

And I motherfucking *love* carbs. Love 'em!

[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No wonder we're the same person!

Alpha Sigma Sigma all the way!

[identity profile] pooplord.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If only carbs would make me grow to your height...

Re: Alpha Sigma Sigma all the way!

[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I drink milk, and it shows!

[identity profile] diesel-powered.livejournal.com 2004-05-30 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
There's a low-carb superstore that has opened near the hippie supermarket that I frequent on the way home from work.

I frequently fantasize about throwing a granade through its window.