Things I could do entirely without:

[twicketface]

waffle cones
baseball
fishing
hangnails
uncharged rechargable batteries
sticky floors
cat poop outside the litterbox
raisins
microwaves at work that smell like fish
shirtsleeves that get to short when dried in the dryer
all things Garfield
the lack of another Burning Airlines record
gravy
all merchandise containing images of bald eagles or bald eagles and American flags
that eyelash that decided to set up shop on my eyeball for a good 20 minutes on Saturday.

Comments

[htothem.livejournal.com]

I don’t like peanut butter, which I realize makes me a communist. I just don’t like food that is basically pre-chewed by a machine. Applesauce grosses me out for the same reason. I’m a very neurotic person, and it carries over into my eating habits. The whole refusal to eat blue food is a perfect example.

I can respect your mint argument, and I feel that way about mints, the candy. If you are going to eat some sweet, delicious candy, why bother with something that tastes like toothpaste? In fact, the only time I like mint is in toothpaste or in combo with chocolate.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Are you against condiments or just regular food that's been processed?

I think I should write a book detailing people's food foibles - it's interesting as to what things people are vehemently against.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

I am against neither condiments nor processed food as a whole. I just don't like the idea that a machine chewed up perfectly good peanuts or apples.

That book would be interesting. I'd buy it to read it, not just because you're my (lj) friend.