Things I could do entirely without:

[twicketface]

waffle cones
baseball
fishing
hangnails
uncharged rechargable batteries
sticky floors
cat poop outside the litterbox
raisins
microwaves at work that smell like fish
shirtsleeves that get to short when dried in the dryer
all things Garfield
the lack of another Burning Airlines record
gravy
all merchandise containing images of bald eagles or bald eagles and American flags
that eyelash that decided to set up shop on my eyeball for a good 20 minutes on Saturday.

Comments

[cornelius-mcfee.livejournal.com]

That's funny, 'cause I had a bitch of an eyelash stuck on my retina today at work- couldn't it get off. I had to stick my head under the sink and wash it out. My coworkers thought I was sweating because I got the front of my hair all wet in the process...

...oh, and I agree with all of your items- EXCEPT BASEBALL! Why would you want to rid the world of its best game ever???

C

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I was about 6 minutes away from tearing my own eyeball out in the Pick 'N Save parking lot.

Pro football is the only support I follow. Baseball has always struck me as drawn-out and boring. When I take over, I'll keep it around if it means that much to you!