Even rode my motorcycle in the rain

No, it's not an April Fool's joke. harleyquinn did indeed win our first cribbage tournament, two games to one. I won't tell you about how I was three points from skunking her, how I had the largest margin of victory of the games or how my pegging was graceful and righteous. I'll just admit defeat and vow for revenge another day. harleyquinn, you are indeed Cribbage Champion of the Entire World. For now, anyway.

Tonight, a senior writer for The Onion will be on campus for a presentation, which I'm looking forward to seeing. I also need to get groceries after work and vote. I hope I can fit it all in.

I miss my old job a bit. Not the job, but the people. They really knew me there and it's hard for me to start up small talk with employees here. Plus, I had a huge window with a great view.

If I ever become a DJ, I will go by the name DJ Tanner. Seven people will get it, and three of them will laugh. I will be famous.

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