- 1st
- 02:23 pm
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
- 4 comments
- 3rd
- 02:12 pm
We can't hang out anymore; the allergist told me I'm allergic to dickweeds
- 1 comment
- 7th
- 01:41 pm
Here's your hammer, boss
- 5 comments
- 8th
- 02:58 pm
It was nice waking up next to you
- 5 comments
- 9th
- 04:10 pm
There's just not that many crosses I can bear
- 8 comments
- 10th
- 03:22 pm
Softly banging your head
- 11th
- 04:18 pm
Grandma and her angel dust
- 14 comments
- 14th
- 04:01 pm
Large fingers pushing me
- 6 comments
- 16th
- 02:16 pm
I'm not good looking or well dressed
- 6 comments
- 17th
- 04:30 pm
I'm shoving off like an ocean liner, no one can rock the microphone finer
- 7 comments
- 18th
- 03:37 pm
My mind is filled, with a symphony of static
- 21st
- 04:48 pm
Clever like MacGyver
- 2 comments
- 22nd
- 04:39 pm
There've been days when I don't feel I've ever known you all that well
- 5 comments
- 24th
- 03:18 pm
Administratively cumbersome
- 3 comments
- 25th
- 04:10 pm
This handjob was administered with high importance
- 28th
- 03:16 pm
Arms raised in a V
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 04:21 pm
The Rooster was right, I *do* need a FuckitBucket
- 3 comments
- 30th
- 03:45 pm
And there are days