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1st
14:23

I was introduced and we both started groovin'

- 4 comments

3rd
14:12

We can't hang out anymore; the allergist told me I'm allergic to dickweeds

- 1 comment

7th
13:41

Here's your hammer, boss

- 5 comments

8th
14:58

It was nice waking up next to you

- 5 comments

9th
16:10

There's just not that many crosses I can bear

- 8 comments

10th
15:22

Softly banging your head



11th
16:18

Grandma and her angel dust

- 14 comments

14th
16:01

Large fingers pushing me

- 6 comments

16th
14:16

I'm not good looking or well dressed

- 6 comments

17th
16:30

I'm shoving off like an ocean liner, no one can rock the microphone finer

- 7 comments

18th
15:37

My mind is filled, with a symphony of static



21st
16:48

Clever like MacGyver

- 2 comments

22nd
16:39

There've been days when I don't feel I've ever known you all that well

- 5 comments

24th
15:18

Administratively cumbersome

- 3 comments

25th
16:10

This handjob was administered with high importance



28th
15:16

Arms raised in a V

- 3 comments

29th
16:21

The Rooster was right, I *do* need a FuckitBucket

- 3 comments

30th
15:45

And there are days