Tigers don't walk upright. Tigers shouldn't have boobs.

[twicketface]

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would like to do with me someday.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

Comments

[mysti.livejournal.com]

Play Chutes 'N Ladders.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Just as a warning, with the exception of Clue and Trivial Pursuit, I kick ass at every single board game every made.

Another fun fact to include in the Special One newsletter!

[htothem.livejournal.com]

So many dirty jokes, so little time.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I've not heard any funny dirty jokes in a long time. The last one involved Einstein, as told to me by a 14-year old co-worker at Wendy's.

[soarjubs.livejournal.com]

I think she's referring to the infinite number of dirty jokes that come along with a "what would you like to do with me" line of questioning. You have an innocent mind. That is rare.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I blame it on my Midwest upbringing.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

Blame it on my west coast upbringing, because I have a very dirty mind. I initially misread your post as "like to do to me" and thought, "Does Marie know he's posting this?"

I would like to hang out with you, eat Kraft Dinner, and make fart jokes.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I was going to preface it with "Activities must require remaining clothed" but thought better of it. Silly me!

Farting and Kraft Dinner sounds excellent. If Marie and I make our way to Canada for our annviersary, maybe we could for real?

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY! When is your anniversary?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

August 4th - we're planning a vacation the first week of August - just not sure on the destination yet.

[dudepower1982.livejournal.com]

Spend a boys' night out getting shit-faced drunk, throwing darts at a George W. Bush dartboard, taking a piss on an "Uncle Sam Wants You!" poster, and then going streaking.

Or were you referring to some *SOBER* male bonding activities...?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sober would be better. But the darts sound good!

[dudepower1982.livejournal.com]

Well then how about going to a good old-fashioned Russ Feingold Meetup...? (although Appleton probably has its own)

Or I could show you the scenic trail along the Chippewa River, which flows through the lower north end of the campus...they chopped down all our beloved trees (NOT that I'm bitter!) that used to be along the south edge of the river, but the trail still contains a lovely view of the parking lots behind the Haas Fine Arts Center and Human Sciences and Services buildings, as well as the backlot of Kerm's (an Eau Claire "must-visit").

[microbie.livejournal.com]

sing songs at a karaoke bar