Sold you an alibi

[twicketface]

I got this email today:

"Brian,

Former Co-worker B & I were wondering if we could meet you for coffee some time. We need you expert opinion on some matters that only you would have the perfect insight on. I hope I have piqued your interest enough. Let me know if you are available anytime soon.


Former Co-worker A"

These two worked at my former employer, but in a different department. FCWA was someone I would occasionally eat lunch near. FCWB is someone I didn't get along with since she was a snotty brat. FCWB is FCWA's supervisor. Part of it sounds like they want human resources advice and part of it sounds like they're trying to sell me a time-share condo in Mexico. I emailed her back for more info. Oh, the life I lead.

Also, I think I want a sword for Christmas.

I found my favorite picture of Marie from a few years ago and will post it later on tonight. It's awesome.

Comments

[cheryln.livejournal.com]

Maybe they want gossip about Former Co-Worker C, who worked closely with you but whom they don't know very well. And who is, I dunno, moving into their department or something.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think it involves high-tech spy gadgetry or a jetpack, but I have a feeling you're right.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

I have a sword. My dad keeps trying to pretend that he's never seen it. This is because he hopes to keep it for his own.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Swords, like boobies, are cool.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

But not swords that are impaling boobies. That would be very bad.