The question post

[twicketface]

Ask me anything. I've turned off IP logging, so ask/post anonymously if you want. All questions will be answered. Hit me with your best shot.

Comments

[luckydragongirl.livejournal.com]

Why are some people on LJ so snotty to me? Would they have the balls to be that way if they met me in person?

Why does my cat eat plastic?

Do you like bluegrass?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

The internet gives the illusion that manners are optional.

Cats are silly. Mitten was eating alumnium foil yesterday. Sheesh!

I don't think so. But never say never.

[emily-grace.livejournal.com]

My cat Theodore likes to eat house plants. He ate a rose Eli gave me recently. We put a pepper plant in the house, hoping he'd eat that and learn a lesson, but it didn't work.

And thanks a lot for the package I received the other day. I get a lot of media promotional packs at work (the address I gave you), so at first I was really confused. :)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Cats, not goats, have iron stomachs. How we've been mislead...

Not a problem - hope you enjoy. Sorry I didn't get them out earlier!

[mysti.livejournal.com]

Why is Britney Spears still putting out albums?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Because God hates everyone.

[lilacsinmarch.livejournal.com]

Why can't I think of any question to ask you just when you want people to ask you questions?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Why can't I think of an answer!!??!!

Yes

[lilacsinmarch.livejournal.com]

Why can't you think of an answer?

[iambetterthanu.livejournal.com]

OOOOOH Ive been waiting for this day!
1. If you got like, 50 people to hold on to the rails of an escalator, would it stop?
2. If two hermaphrodites get married, which one is the bitch and which one is the man?
3. If all Pennsylvanians united, stood along the coast of the Delaware River,and pushed with all our might, could we, in fact,succeed in pushing New Jersey into the Atlantic Ocean?
4. How is crystal meth made?
5. Do you remember Rock and Roll Radio?

(to be continued...)

[iambetterthanu.livejournal.com]

5. Could you please explain the mechanism of action of the osmotic diuretics? I got this one wrong on the test. Stupid osmotic diuretics!

6. What is the value of the Hubble constant?


If you could please answer within the next 24 hours, I'd really appreciate it.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

5. If I could, I would be famous.

6. As in, the telescope?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

1. I don't think so. You might catch the wrath of Banky, though.

2. I think that depends on the relationship.

3. Yes. I recommend stomping first to shake it loose.

4. Very shoddily.

5. No.

[junebugged.livejournal.com]

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

1 I don't know.
2 I don't know.
3 I don't know.
4 I don't know.
5 I don't know.
6 I don't know.
7 I don't know.
8 I don't know.
9 I don't know.
10 I don't know.
11 I don't know.
12 I don't know.
13 I don't know.
14 I don't know.
15 I don't know.
16 I don't know.
17 I don't know.
18 The regular kind.
19 I don't know.
20 I don't know.
21 I don't know.
22 I don't know.

[junebugged.livejournal.com]

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

You. Rule.

[mcfumunda.livejournal.com]

When will we hang out again?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

When you give in to my sexual advances.

We're planning a poker party during the Christmas holiday season, likely at my parent's cottage in Waupaca. I'll send more info as I get it. All bets are off if Black Beauty shows up.