So underage kids can buy R rated movies, they just can't see them in the theater?

[twicketface]

One of the best decisions I (we) have made as of late has been not subscribing to cable. Sitting in the hotel room on Monday night, I was like a junkie finally getting his fix. VH1! I've missed you!! Comedy Central? How've you been? I didn't get my adult swim fix, but I did watch entirely too much television. I do think I'll be able to restrict myself to football and the Sunday Nights on Fox and leave the glass teat alone the rest of the week.

How come David Spade makes the kind of movies that he makes fun of other people for making?

In the Marshfield office yesterday, I went to the bathroom and was confronted with my first issue of "Maxim" magazine. Freedom of speech has apparently been changed to include the freedom to be a waste of space. Simply tragic.

I totally pulled a Macgyver in the bathroom today. I had something stuck between my teeth and was without floss. Looking down, I noticed a loose thread on the waistband of my boxers. Problem solved.

Can I borrow some ambition?

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[leeann-marie.livejournal.com]

In the Marshfield office yesterday, I went to the bathroom and was confronted with my first issue of "Maxim" magazine. Freedom of speech has apparently been changed to include the freedom to be a waste of space. Simply tragic.

Oh, wow, that made me laugh quite a bit. So now it's the 2nd consecutive thing in my little quote book that was written by you. [I know you're honored.] The sad thing is that, since I've never bothered to remember what your name is (if I ever knew), they're just attributed to "twicketface."

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[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Twicketface works, or Brian is good too ;)

[leeann-marie.livejournal.com]

Ha. I'll keep that in mind.

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