Roughly 300 pancakes a day

[twicketface]

Last night, Marie and I were playing with Mitten (toys on string are by far the most interesting) when she abruptly stopped pouncing around, laid down on her back and was licking her arm. She was 'spread eagle' as she was doing this, which prompted Marie to say aloud "That's not the most attractive pose for you" to Mitten. Mitten responded by covering her butthole with her other paw. We could not stop laughing.

And that, dear friends, is why Mitten the Wonder Kitten is the best kitten in the entire world.