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twicketfaceAt least the tax cuts will fix all of our problems.
There was a change of plans last night, Brian ended up coming to our place. It was nice, he took our picture and loaned me three Jawbox Cds. I sent him off with A People's History and my two Letters to Rollins books. I like sharing.
I think I'm going to leave work early today because I can. Tonight Marie and I have a fundraiser to go to, tomorrow is a bit of a mystery and Sunday will be spending time with my parents and hopefully my grandparents too. I hope my grandma is finally getting better, she's been laid up for too long.
I'm glad that NOFX is still putting out quality music after all these years. Like them or not, I think you have to respect them.
This should be a requirement for all people involved in medicine.
Where is your...
~ favorite place: the cottage my parents used to rent in Wild Rose
~ toothbrush: in a holder in the bathroom. But it's really a toothbrush Marie gave to me - the toothbrush I got from my recent trip to the dentist is in Liz's possession, as she forgot hers when she came to visit last week.
~ mother/father: My dad is at work in his office and my mom is at home working in her office
~ computer: in the spare bedroom
~ mind: that something smells like chicken noodle soup and it's stinky
~ best friend(s): Terry is probably substitute teaching or working on his wedding invitations
~ homework: DONE FOREVER (i hope)
~ tongue: calmly resting in my mouth
~ third grade english teacher: Mrs. McClure? She had terrible make-up and wasn't very nice.
~ television: at home, sitting on a different TV stand
~ most prized possesion: packed away in a box
~ nearest bus stop: I work across from a bus station. Does that count?
~ penis: Do you need an anatomy lesson?
How long does it take you (on average or now) to...
! clean your room: not very long. I need to just do a little bit every day instead of letting it build up
! get ready to go somewhere: about 30 minutes
! wash three plates, seven cups, and a fork: 12 minutes (including filling up the sink)
! Finish watching Homestar Runner: However long it is start to finish
! fall asleep: usually not that long
! clean your ears: .45 seconds
! Write a lj post: I usually spread it out over a full day because I don't know what I want to write when I write it
! pass out from boredom in class: I usually could make it until there were 10 minutes left in the really boring classes. Then I'd start screaming inside my head.
! forget what you were thinking of: Information overload. On a daily basis.
! fall for someone: It only took a few weeks with Marie
! get really pissed at someone: I don't get pissed off, really
If you could _______ you would...
@ fly: visit all of my friends in faraway lands
@ sing: serenade strangers
@ staple like nobody's business: well, that would be none of your business, now wouldn't it?
@ make floral decorations: move to Seattle where flowers are plentiful
@ drink sulfuric acid: not drink sulfuric acid
@ dance like John Travolta: I think I can do that already
@ be president: start kicking ass and taking names
@ travel in time: slap a chastity belt on Barbara Bush
@ do anything you wanted: do just that
@ rule the world: see above
@ have a sex change: I'd rather stay a man, I think
@ build full size castles out of Legos: be the coolest guy on the block
If you made a ______ you'd call it...
# video game: The Adventures of Twicketface
# language: Hencish
# country album: Not Very Good
# clothing line: For The Gangly
# gas station: Out of order
# religion: The First Order of Root Beer Barrels
# famous person: Baby Twicketface
# talk show: Screaming Mimi
# Nation: No Jerks Allowed
# book: I learned it all from Jason Lee
List the following...
3 most important inventions...
$ Electricity
$ Indoor plumbing
$ The printing press
6 Best actors/actresses...
$ - Jason Lee
$ - Kevin Spacey
$ - William H. Macy
$ - Matt Damon
$ - Robin Williams
$ - christopher walken
5 biggest turning points in your life:
$ Meeting Marie
$ Discovering face to face
$ Finding Livejournal (I know, but it's true)
$ Getting married
$ Graduating from college
4 things that you want to tell someone but can't:
$ I wish that we were better friends
$ It would be better if you didn't work here
$ I don't even know who you are as a person
$ It won't be the same without you
For ten million dollars would you...
% Have every time you wash your hands on national TV for the rest of your life: Yes
% Eat goldfish, bananas, pig eyes, and pillows blended together with a French man: No
% Go to bed right now: Are you kidding me?
% Rape Barney: You're surely kidding me
% Walk across the U.S.: That would be quite enjoyable
% Let a fat man sit on your face: For how long?
% Change religions: I don't think religion really matters much.
% Cut off your hand: No
% Walk around naked for a day: Sure
% Get arrested: Depending on the charges
% marry someone you didn't love: Hell no
Random Questions...
^ What came first, the chicken or the egg: The chicken
^ Who was the last person to do something no one has ever done before to you: Terry taught me how to chalk the wedding invitations. So there's that.
^ What did they do: Don't you listen to me?
^ Why did the chicken cross the road: the pen was open
^ Would you ever consider worshipping a yak: Yes, I would consider it
^ If an earthquake were to destroy your city when you're out of town, how would you react: With disbelief
^ What's life for: To make other people happy
^ If you could change your birthday to another date, what would you make it: I'd align it with my height day, to avoid having two parties.
^ What is the best thing to use to freshen your breath: Mouthwash
^ How many times have you lied in the past week: Like I'm going to tell you the truth
^ When was the last time you took a survey: It's actually been a while
^ If you were given $43890, how would you use it: put it towards paying off the house. Without a mortgage payment, I could probably quit my job.
There was a change of plans last night, Brian ended up coming to our place. It was nice, he took our picture and loaned me three Jawbox Cds. I sent him off with A People's History and my two Letters to Rollins books. I like sharing.
I think I'm going to leave work early today because I can. Tonight Marie and I have a fundraiser to go to, tomorrow is a bit of a mystery and Sunday will be spending time with my parents and hopefully my grandparents too. I hope my grandma is finally getting better, she's been laid up for too long.
I'm glad that NOFX is still putting out quality music after all these years. Like them or not, I think you have to respect them.
This should be a requirement for all people involved in medicine.
Where is your...
~ favorite place: the cottage my parents used to rent in Wild Rose
~ toothbrush: in a holder in the bathroom. But it's really a toothbrush Marie gave to me - the toothbrush I got from my recent trip to the dentist is in Liz's possession, as she forgot hers when she came to visit last week.
~ mother/father: My dad is at work in his office and my mom is at home working in her office
~ computer: in the spare bedroom
~ mind: that something smells like chicken noodle soup and it's stinky
~ best friend(s): Terry is probably substitute teaching or working on his wedding invitations
~ homework: DONE FOREVER (i hope)
~ tongue: calmly resting in my mouth
~ third grade english teacher: Mrs. McClure? She had terrible make-up and wasn't very nice.
~ television: at home, sitting on a different TV stand
~ most prized possesion: packed away in a box
~ nearest bus stop: I work across from a bus station. Does that count?
~ penis: Do you need an anatomy lesson?
How long does it take you (on average or now) to...
! clean your room: not very long. I need to just do a little bit every day instead of letting it build up
! get ready to go somewhere: about 30 minutes
! wash three plates, seven cups, and a fork: 12 minutes (including filling up the sink)
! Finish watching Homestar Runner: However long it is start to finish
! fall asleep: usually not that long
! clean your ears: .45 seconds
! Write a lj post: I usually spread it out over a full day because I don't know what I want to write when I write it
! pass out from boredom in class: I usually could make it until there were 10 minutes left in the really boring classes. Then I'd start screaming inside my head.
! forget what you were thinking of: Information overload. On a daily basis.
! fall for someone: It only took a few weeks with Marie
! get really pissed at someone: I don't get pissed off, really
If you could _______ you would...
@ fly: visit all of my friends in faraway lands
@ sing: serenade strangers
@ staple like nobody's business: well, that would be none of your business, now wouldn't it?
@ make floral decorations: move to Seattle where flowers are plentiful
@ drink sulfuric acid: not drink sulfuric acid
@ dance like John Travolta: I think I can do that already
@ be president: start kicking ass and taking names
@ travel in time: slap a chastity belt on Barbara Bush
@ do anything you wanted: do just that
@ rule the world: see above
@ have a sex change: I'd rather stay a man, I think
@ build full size castles out of Legos: be the coolest guy on the block
If you made a ______ you'd call it...
# video game: The Adventures of Twicketface
# language: Hencish
# country album: Not Very Good
# clothing line: For The Gangly
# gas station: Out of order
# religion: The First Order of Root Beer Barrels
# famous person: Baby Twicketface
# talk show: Screaming Mimi
# Nation: No Jerks Allowed
# book: I learned it all from Jason Lee
List the following...
3 most important inventions...
$ Electricity
$ Indoor plumbing
$ The printing press
6 Best actors/actresses...
$ - Jason Lee
$ - Kevin Spacey
$ - William H. Macy
$ - Matt Damon
$ - Robin Williams
$ - christopher walken
5 biggest turning points in your life:
$ Meeting Marie
$ Discovering face to face
$ Finding Livejournal (I know, but it's true)
$ Getting married
$ Graduating from college
4 things that you want to tell someone but can't:
$ I wish that we were better friends
$ It would be better if you didn't work here
$ I don't even know who you are as a person
$ It won't be the same without you
For ten million dollars would you...
% Have every time you wash your hands on national TV for the rest of your life: Yes
% Eat goldfish, bananas, pig eyes, and pillows blended together with a French man: No
% Go to bed right now: Are you kidding me?
% Rape Barney: You're surely kidding me
% Walk across the U.S.: That would be quite enjoyable
% Let a fat man sit on your face: For how long?
% Change religions: I don't think religion really matters much.
% Cut off your hand: No
% Walk around naked for a day: Sure
% Get arrested: Depending on the charges
% marry someone you didn't love: Hell no
Random Questions...
^ What came first, the chicken or the egg: The chicken
^ Who was the last person to do something no one has ever done before to you: Terry taught me how to chalk the wedding invitations. So there's that.
^ What did they do: Don't you listen to me?
^ Why did the chicken cross the road: the pen was open
^ Would you ever consider worshipping a yak: Yes, I would consider it
^ If an earthquake were to destroy your city when you're out of town, how would you react: With disbelief
^ What's life for: To make other people happy
^ If you could change your birthday to another date, what would you make it: I'd align it with my height day, to avoid having two parties.
^ What is the best thing to use to freshen your breath: Mouthwash
^ How many times have you lied in the past week: Like I'm going to tell you the truth
^ When was the last time you took a survey: It's actually been a while
^ If you were given $43890, how would you use it: put it towards paying off the house. Without a mortgage payment, I could probably quit my job.
