I'm tired of running into you

[twicketface]

I had the greatest veggie burger of my pithy existance last night.

Five-finger discounted from sophy
The exercise: Using the day's LiveJournal friends list, collect snippets of prose from other people's entries. Using only one snippet per entry and altering nothing more than their punctuation or capitalization, construct a poem from them.

My mom got home from las vegas tonight
i don't have time for that kind of thing
It's like I'm getting a divorce from fun
Yea, that's right. I said it
i'm not proud of the results

But I'm not Cheney
separated at birth?
i took it as a compliment.

Weekend plans and an empty bank account?
Someone tell me just how that is going to work
tack it up somewhere or masturbate to it
but there's sort of a charm to it

It is not something that I am used to
And there will be no magic stimulation
so no one can sneak past

It's incomprehensible
I've gotten really good at pushing the snooze button, though
It was nice to hear that she thinks highly of me

Comments

[sophy.livejournal.com]

Kickass.

[a-n-i-c-c-a.livejournal.com]

Where did this marvelous veggie burger come from?

-picky vegetarian always looking for good stuff

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Red Robin, not sure if they have those by you, but the Bonzi Burger rocked my socks clear off my feet.

Re:

[a-n-i-c-c-a.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it...too bad!

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

this is wonderful. i have plans to copy it at a later date.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I hope to remember to re-do it every so often when I should be doing other things instead.